Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 8
I know you said no chicks tonight...
Can you teach me how to pull the birds
When I said this spannish fly would do wonders for your cock Farmer Giles I didn't mean that.
"These bloody pissed birds on their hen nights..."
anyone for a drinking game?
Quote: random @ January 16 2009, 1:51 PM GMTPic No8
I told him old speckled hen was a beer but the barman was having none of it.
"They're bloody lazy gits at that KFC..."
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 16 2009, 1:56 PM GMT"They're bloody lazy gits at that KFC..."
"Do you wanna buy a dog? It's a special breed..."
When I said slip it in a game bird's drink, I didn't mean that!
I ordered the chicken in the basket, not the coq au rope.
Look at what I've just pulled...
Quote: random @ January 16 2009, 1:51 PM GMTPic No8
I was going to stay home and choke the chicken tonight but I thought instead...
We just pecked, no tongues yet...