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Not online? Then sod off.

Do you ever find that keeping in touch with those friends who aren't "online" i.e don't have work e-mail, Facebook is really hard?

It's so much effort and to be honest I can't be bothered. E-mail and FB makes things so much easier.

Thoughts?

I wouldn't even bother.

Would you say all your friends are online then?

I write letters on antique parchment in gothic, gold-leaf caligraphy for my real friends. I throw gala dinners for them in sumptuous surroundings to make them realise how important they are to me.

The rest of you will have to content yourselves with being a contact on Facebook and me never acknowledging you.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 12:30 PM GMT

Would you say all your friends are online then?

Wait a minute now, Aaron has friends???

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 12:26 PM GMT

Do you ever find that keeping in touch with those friends who aren't "online" i.e don't have work e-mail, Facebook is really hard?

It's so much effort and to be honest I can't be bothered. E-mail and FB makes things so much easier.

Thoughts?

Yup, having to actually call people and talk to them on the phone is a ball ache.

It's not that... I still call my friends who are "Online" a lot. I just find, I accidently lose contact with them, and lose what we have in common.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 12:30 PM GMT

Would you say all your friends are online then?

Pretty much everyone I'm bothered about even knowing if they're still alive, is indeed online, yes. But like I said, if they're not, then I wouldn't bother.

Face it, in the 'modern age', if they're not online, then that sends a pretty clear signal that they don't want to be contacted.

What are 'friends'?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 16 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

What are 'friends'?

Enemies you haven't made yet

Quote: EllieJP @ January 16 2009, 12:36 PM GMT

It's not that... I still call my friends who are "Online" a lot.

I have a dislike of calling people for no real reason. I arrange almost all meetups by text or email.

I have a fair few friends not online due to the fact they ether can't really afford it or are just very anti social networking sites. I don't fess up how geeky I am which is why I keep my "web" mates seperate from them. They can NEVER know the truth!!!

Not that I'm ashamed on any of you..... Whistling nnocently ;)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 16 2009, 12:45 PM GMT

I have a dislike of calling people for no real reason. I arrange almost all meetups by text or email.

The telephone is a vile invention. Everything is done online in my world.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 16 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

What are 'friends'?

A drain on time and money. Bah humbug.

:P

Quote: Aaron @ January 16 2009, 1:54 PM GMT

Everything is done online in my world.

Poor zooo.

Haha!

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