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Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 6 Page 4

Quote: sootyj @ January 15 2009, 4:25 PM GMT

Bussell your's is just dark, you dark person you.

Actually, it's a line from the movie Warlock, starring Richard E Grant and Julian Sands.

Fits nicely don't you think?

Bob suddenly thought about booking that holiday at Cheddar Gorge

"So Mrs Granger, I see you are a natural redhead."

Quote: David Bussell @ January 15 2009, 4:19 PM GMT

"I'm sorry, your child is a cold slug of dead flesh."

Laughing out loud

If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.

And that quotes from Krull ha!

Quote: sootyj @ January 15 2009, 4:36 PM GMT

If I had my wish I'd be out of this gloomy place right away. If I really had my wish I'd be sitting on top of a gooseberry pie as big as a mountain. No, that's a bit greedy. I'll settle for one as big as a house.

And that quotes from Krull ha!

You win the obscure '80s movie contest, Sootyj. At least until I go Beastmaster on your ass.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 15 2009, 4:37 PM GMT

You win the obscure '80s movie contest, Sootyj. At least until I go Beastmaster on your ass.

Tanya Roberts. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My God I still remember Tanya Roberts sitting on that log. She left a big impression. With me. Not on the log.

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Dar: [re: the eagle] I have my eyes...
[re: the ferrets]
Dar: I have my cunning...
[re: the tiger]
Dar: and I have my strength.

Ha Bussell, it's one of the only two memorable quotes and the others rubbish.

And I raise you a Red Sonja.

Red Sonja: I don't need eyes to find you, I can smell you at a hundred paces!

Quote: random @ January 15 2009, 3:01 PM GMT

Original post:

Just finished Pic No6 :)

Image

Mr Jenkins, he seems to have your nose ... I'm afraid we could be in for a long evening!

It's not too late to back out now dear...

:)

*** PLEASE NO MORE CAPTIONS ON THIS PIC ***

thx :)

Straight in with my selected 5:

Thx again one & all.

:)

"Doctor, will you kindly stop licking my clitoris? I only came in for an ingrowing toenail!" - Lee Henman

We all held our breath in suspense, as Rupert, the double amputee doctor, struggled manfully to deliver the baby with only his tongue. - Little Jersey Devil

It's a bit stuck. We're going to have to use tongues - Chris Forshaw

It may have been the leak in the gas canister, but nurse Lawrence was starting to see what Mr Jacob saw so attractive in his wife... - Eden Carter

Looking at Midwife Derek, Mr Smith now doubted the validity of 'Once you've seen one, you've seen them all.' - Nick Rivers

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