Sorry...it's my first day at the job.
Don't look at me Guv, I'm just the plumber...
Well if it helps, it was probably God's will...
Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 5 Page 4
Quote: random @ January 15 2009, 1:38 PM GMTPic No5
He loved you. He asked me to tell you that.
*** PLEASE NO MORE CAPTIONS ON THIS PIC ***
thx
Sh!t, cut down to 10... still another 5 to go 
I didn't realise it had a flush. - Marc P (sootyj)
Slippery little bugger isn't he? – random
"...Er, I think that means she's a witch..." - Dolly Dagger
"I'll tell you what? You two just stand there while your new born son drowns!" – Wildjesusfishkid
We might not be able to call this the font of life anymore. – steve
What do you mean, 'he hasn't got armbands on?' - Paul Carroll
Due to a handling error, Mr And Smith's baby was Christened "Wherethef**k Isit! " - Nick Rivers
VICAR: Shall we gather at the river.
MAN: The hymn?
VICAR: No, it's where the outflow pipe is. - Marc P
Right, how good are you at mouth-to-mouth? I would do it myself but we've had some bad press recently... - Eden Carter
Well if it helps, it was probably God's will... - Eden Carter
Shall return with the 5...
Quote: Marc P @ January 15 2009, 3:16 PM GMTLocal curate Reginal Farthing, an amateur scriptwriter, takes the advice of Robert McKee a tad too literally.
I get it! Killing your babies! I'm smart!
Quote: random @ January 15 2009, 1:38 PM GMTPic No5
As false hands go it's not the top of the range, but you take what you can get on a vicar's salary!
"I'm sorry, your baby is a cold slug of dead flesh."
Who knew how versatile that line could be?
Was a hard one to call but...
Selected 5 for this pic are:
I didn't realise it had a flush. - Marc P (sootyj)
"I'll tell you what? You two just stand there while your new born son drowns!" – Wildjesusfishkid
We might not be able to call this the font of life anymore. – steve
Due to a handling error, Mr And Smith's baby was Christened "Wherethef**k Isit! " - Nick Rivers
VICAR: Shall we gather at the river.
MAN: The hymn?
VICAR: No, it's where the outflow pipe is. - Marc P
Quote: David Bussell @ January 15 2009, 4:13 PM GMTI get it! Killing your babies! I'm smart!
And now Trainspotting: The Deleted Scenes:
Ewan McGregor takes a wrong turn in his toilet u-bend swim.