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Irish suicide bomber found dead in Kilburn.

Quote: random @ January 15 2009, 12:48 PM GMT

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Pic No4 :)

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The demonic face Brian could see on the radio told him to pull the trigger.

Kurt Cobain's family didn't really appreciate Roy's novelty hearing-aid

...and now...CSI for beginners..

Bob misunderstood the DJ when he said to go home and play the classic Revolver album.

"That was Radiohead and you're listening to Bridgend FM..."

Too far?

Quote: Griff @ January 15 2009, 1:23 PM GMT

He just sums up mediocrity for me. Although I find Moyles's bilious ignorance depressing, at least he's got a sort of honesty about him. Steve Wright is neither down-to-earth funny and neither is he clever in a witty way. He's just this woeful unfunny bore making teeth-grindingly banal observations and lame jokes to a sycophantic posse paid to laugh at his every pointless utterance. How they manage it without killing him or themselves is a mystery. It's like listening to a sad old man in the pub making conversation to helpless bar staff by making predictable comments as he turns every single page of his Daily Express.

Yeah, but those factoids are both funny and educational.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 15 2009, 1:23 PM GMT

"That was Radiohead and you're listening to Bridgend FM..."

Too far?

No, its only a couple of hours from London.

"Entertainment News - Amy Winehouse has filed for divorce and is in the hunt for a nice single man"

Bob often used to light his head instead of his cigerette.

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The cracks in the wall finally got to DIY perfectionist George Wibley from Weston-super-Mare.

The phone-in psychiatrist told Roger he just needed a good bang.

NEWS FLASH

In this economy McDonalds will be the only survivng eatery.

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Ageing Teddy Boy Jimmy Van Gogh has his great granddad's ear for music.

George could prove there was an afterlife.

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