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Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 9:57 PM GMT

Mine was a lesbian. :)

She was the most stereotypical, cliched, butch female PE teacher ever.

Mine were both gay. I'm telling you it's a universal truth. They ALL are!

Mine used to watch the last boy turn all the showers off. I did it once and he just stood there with his arms folded staring at me.

Sorry zooo, I reaslise talk of naked 15 year old boys walking through a row of showers may be distressing to some viewers!

Coorrr.

;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 9:42 PM GMT

The teachers said that the other children were too immature at that age to understand it was normal and some parents also didn't want the kids to get sex ed so those ones had to be saved from exposure to such filth!

To be fair I was big chested for my age thanks to my weight.

Looks like we went through the same thing. The thing is it made all the other boys curious and there was a period where the rumour was that I had a vagina.

I hated school.

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 10:01 PM GMT

Coorrr.

;)

But seriously, don't you think that's a bit odd? A little unnecessary?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

I have a shameful story about indoor rounders.

We played the one where on each bit you have to climb over or though a bit of gym equipment. One was a tunnel and I was so big, I couldn't get through so I was told to just walk around it!!!! The horror!!!

I hated that. Hatedhatedhated. Any tunnels. Should all die.

We used to try and go in the shower wearing our bras and panties because showering with other girls was ewwwww. Anyway, one time our PE teacher ripped off all our towels and I remember one of the girls hadn't worn her underwear and was just stood there naked. :(

Quote: PhQnix @ January 14 2009, 10:04 PM GMT

I hated that. Hatedhatedhated. Any tunnels. Should all die.

How did you lose your weight then Ruby? Was it just puppyfat or did you have to work at it?

That's not Ruby Laughing out loud

Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 10:02 PM GMT

But seriously, don't you think that's a bit odd? A little unnecessary?

Which bit?

A grown man watching kids in the shower? Yes.

Me pretending (ahem) to perv over imaginary 15 year old boys?... nah. :/

Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 10:06 PM GMT

That's not Ruby Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud You tell him Scats!!

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 10:07 PM GMT

Which bit?

A grown man watching kids in the shower? Yes.

Me pretending (ahem) to perv over imaginary 15 year old boys?... nah. :/

:P

The grown man bit.

Nothing wrong with you ;)

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 10:05 PM GMT

How did you lose your weight then Ruby? Was it just puppyfat or did you have to work at it?

Between six and eight stone. I can't be dead on beacause at the beginning I was too ashamed to weigh myself. By the time I was brave enough to weigh myself I still had a good six plus to go.

It took a long time. Two years.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 10:01 PM GMT

Looks like we went through the same thing. The thing is it made all the other boys curious and there was a period where the rumour was that I had a vagina.

I hated school.

Is that why you gave up being a teacher?

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 14 2009, 10:07 PM GMT

Laughing out loud You tell him Scats!!

LOL!

As long as Elliot doesn't make that same mistake :D

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 10:05 PM GMT

How did you lose your weight then Ruby? Was it just puppyfat or did you have to work at it?

:P

Cheers.

I love you Ian! I mean Robyn! I'm so confuuuused. :S

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