When I said get you arse in gear Malcolm, I meant get a bloody job!
Write a gag/punline to this pic for Greeting Card Page 4
Quote: random @ January 14 2009, 1:26 PM GMTNo out right winner as of yet.
Do think it'll def' be a selection, so many good lines.
Secret code about the winner? I like it..nudge,nudge...
Def.
'Where's my laundry, not wear my lingerie!'
Quote: Deferenz @ January 14 2009, 1:40 PM GMTSecret code about the winner? I like it..nudge,nudge...
Def.
lol
PLEASE NO MORE CAPTIONS ON THIS PIC.
Narrowed it down a wee bit (below are my runners), sorry to those that haven't made it but this is very, very difficult... gonna get back with my top 5 to use later.
Thanks all.
Charles, I told you to always put the light on when you get dressed. – bigfella
"That lipstick makes you look like a right old slag!" - bighead65
"Harold, when you said you wanted to get inside my knickers
tonight I didn't expect THIS!" - Lee Henman
Do my balls look big in this?
James loved his birthday because he could do whatever he wanted to - Chris Forshaw
"What are you doing with my handbag?" - Frank Dartson
Trinny and Susanah remember the good old days. - Marc P
Look Fred, it's just not working. I should have gone for a real lesbian. - Bad dog
Of course your bloody bum looks big in it! - Marc P
Mavis was fed up of sitting at home watching the TV - Fred Sunshine
"That handbag...with those shoes?!" - john lucas 101
Now I know it's your first day at work dear, but don't be giving any of them sandwiches I made you to your other stripper friends... - Eden Carter
If you're that desperate to get in touch with your feminine side, there's a pile of ironing in the kitchen you could be getting on with. - steve by any other name
Sh!t, this was so difficult, however I've cut down to my top 5 which are listed below. These are the captions I will use with this image.
Thanks again to all who have contributed. I still maybe able to use one or two of the other lines elsewhere, if I do, I'll obviously be in touch. 
And woot, woot to the top 5, shall keep you posted.
"That lipstick makes you look like a right old slag!" - bighead65
"Harold, when you said you wanted to get inside my knickers
tonight I didn't expect THIS!" - Lee Henman
Do my balls look big in this? - Chris Forshaw
Look Fred, it's just not working. I should have gone for a real lesbian. - Bad dog
Of course your bloody bum looks big in it! - Marc P
Thank you, one & all
Black bra and panties! Fishnet stockings and suspenders! Lucious red lipstick! That's not just sick Dave, that's S&M sick.
Burt cursed his new glasses after his first day as trainee baggage handler.
Quote: random @ January 14 2009, 3:26 PM GMTSh!t, this was so difficult, however I've cut down to my top 5 which are listed below. These are the captions I will use with this image.
Thanks again to all who have contributed. I still maybe able to use one or two of the other lines elsewhere, if I do, I'll obviously be in touch.
And woot, woot to the top 5, shall keep you posted.
"That lipstick makes you look like a right old slag!" - bighead65
"Harold, when you said you wanted to get inside my knickers
tonight I didn't expect THIS!" - Lee HenmanDo my balls look big in this? - Chris Forshaw
Look Fred, it's just not working. I should have gone for a real lesbian. - Bad dog
Of course your bloody bum looks big in it! - Marc P
Thank you, one & all
Oh. 
Didn't see that.
yeah, sorry mate, I had to end it somewhere, thx anyway.
"When you said you were hooker for the rugby team..."
"Are you SURE it was Trinny and Susannah?"
"What do you mean, you thought you'd better try my presents on for size first?"
Oop sorry, just read the above 
MRS LEE: Are you sure you write captions for a living?
LEE: Of course my little mange tout, this is all research and entirely tax deductable.
Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 9:13 PM GMTMRS LEE: Are you sure you write captions for a living?
LEE: Of course my little mange tout, this is all research and entirely tax deductable.
Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 9:13 PM GMTMRS LEE: Are you sure you write captions for a living?
LEE: Of course my little mange tout, this is all research and entirely tax deductable.
Have you been spying on me Mr P? 
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 9:17 PM GMTHave you been spying on me Mr P?
Look at his pyramidic hair style and your avatar's!!
ps can I have a job as your assistant card copy writer?
Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 9:19 PM GMTLook at his pyramidic hair style and your avatar's!!
ps can I have a job as your assistant card copy writer?
His body's actually quite a bit like mine.
Of course you can have my assistant's job. How do you look in a mini skirt?