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So, right... that MUST be attractive to a lot of people, otherwise there would be no point her doing it. 'Cos she apparently gets paid lots to look like that. (Her and Jordan et al)

Whooo are they? Whoooooo?

(And don't say Jordan looks better than that, cos in some photoshoots, she really doesn't.)

Quote: Aaron @ January 14 2009, 7:39 PM GMT

ACTUALLY, the orange bag is quite a reliable contraceptive.

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2009, 6:05 PM GMT

I used to think men used to wee in women too! :(

They do in a way. When you think of the mechanics of sex it becomes rather disgusting don't you think?

Boy George would rather have a cup of tea.

Especially now.

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

Because you wee in women?

When I was about 5, I thought a condom was made of that mesh stuff you buy oranges in.

When I was 11, a friend of mine told me that when your pubes stop growing your foreskin falls off and your bumhole grows skin across it which has to be surgically-removed. I spent the next fortnight squatting over a mirror in my bedroom, terrified out of my mind.

Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 9:23 PM GMT

Boy George would rather have a cup of tea.

I tried that but it burned my knob.

Quote: SlagA @ January 14 2009, 5:51 PM GMT

When I was young and starved of any sex ed, I actually believed that was what happened when a man paid a woman enough. Even now, I feel guilty when having a pee on my own.
:$ :)

I used to believe that when and man and a woman kissed, the woman swallowed the mans' spit which had seeds that grew into a baby in the womans' tummy and the doctor cut her open after nine months.

I have the honour of forcing my school to bring sex ed lessons forward a whole year after I returned from the summer holidays when I was 9 with two new sweater bunnies. Errr

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 9:25 PM GMT

When I was 11, a friend of mine told me that when your pubes stop growing your foreskin falls off and your bumhole grows skin across it which has to be surgically-removed. I spent the next fortnight squatting over a mirror in my bedroom, terrified out of my mind.

Lee that wasn't a friend it was your parish priest and you know he had an alternative remedy!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 9:27 PM GMT

I used to believe that when and man and a woman kissed, the woman swallowed the mans' spit which had seeds that grew into a baby in the womans' tummy and the doctor cut her open after nine months.

I have the honour of forcing my school to bring sex ed lessons forward a whole year after I returned from the summer holidays when I was 9 with two new sweater bunnies. Errr

Wow. A fellow early-developer. I was shaving at 12 and was given a seperate cubicle on school swimming days because I was hairier than the PE teacher. I was actually segregated in a kind of hirsute apartheid. The shame!

Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 9:28 PM GMT

Lee that wasn't a friend it was your parish priest and you know he had an alternative remedy!

Oh yeah...damn you Father Glitter! Teary

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 14 2009, 9:30 PM GMT

Wow. A fellow early-developer. I was shaving at 12 and was given a seperate cubicle on school swimming days because I was hairier than the PE teacher. I was actually segregated in a kind of hirsute apartheid. The shame!

I was forced to change for PE in the toilets as I couldn't change with the other girls. And they weren't small ether. Then within a year and a half, I had my periods and hair in funny places.... Unimpressed. Luckly I had a damn good sex ed program at primary school (Secondary hardly did it) and the rest was filled in by J17.

Bloody hell... that is early. I didn't have puppies till I was 13... even then they weren't a good handfull till I was 16!

I like this conversation. :)

My body basically was against me and trying to find as many ways to get me bullied as possible. Acne, greasy hair, fat, hairy, you name it! Laughing out loud

Even nits avoided me.

Why on earth did you have to get changed separately???

I'm suspecting holes in the wall again....

I actaully know one girl who had it worse than me. She got full D cups at 7 and had the unfortunate name "Edna".

"Mount Edna" followed her til college.

When did you boys realise your willy wasn't going to grown anymore and that you were stuck with the tincy willy God gave you?

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