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How did you know what a condom was?

Well, clearly I didn't!

I heard some older boys talking at school.

Mesh for condoms? I wouldn't have wanted to take one of theirs on the chin. Not that I do in the normal course of my purely 'straight' day. I was talking aloud as if I were a woman, you understand.

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

Because you wee in women?

No, because she's FECKING WEIRD for thinking so.

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

When I was about 5, I thought a condom was made of that mesh stuff you buy oranges in.

You knew about condoms when you were 5?!

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:11 PM GMT

I heard some older boys talking at school.

Ah.

I don't know that I knew what it was for...

One of them was holding an empty meshy bag, y'see?
And saying the word condom a lot.

So you thought the orange bag was a condom?

Yes!

I knew it was something 'rude' though, so luckily didn't pipe up in the supermarket 'get a condom full of oranges mummy' or anything...

Did stall holders point at you when you went fruit shopping at the markets? :O

Ah, you beat me to it. :P

Hee!

Speaking of contraception, I found out today that I have to memorise every form of it and how it works for my biology A2 syllabus. :| The pictures are distuuuurbing.

Quote: Leevil @ January 14 2009, 7:28 PM GMT

So you thought the orange bag was a condom?

The Pope still preaches this to the Catholic brethren.

ACTUALLY, the orange bag is quite a reliable contraceptive.

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Bahaha!

Laughing out loud

:D

Laughing out loud!

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