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Having not got the accounting job, Stan tried to blame his wife for advising him to 'sell himself'

I thought you wore the trousers in this family

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Of course your bloody bum looks big in it!

Oh that reminds me, Cilla Black's on telly tonight...

When I said 'put out', I meant the rubbish Derek...

Mavis was fed up of sitting at home watching the TV

Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 14 2009, 12:45 PM GMT
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You won't get into Bingo Night in THAT disguise!

Quote: random @ January 14 2009, 12:01 PM GMT
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"That handbag...with those shoes?!"

Sh!t, these are seriously making me laugh some!

Laughing out loud

Heaven forbid I should get in the way of your Rocky Horror audition Derek...I just think you look a tit...

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 14 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

Mavis was fed up of sitting at home watching the TV

We have a winner!

" I said do you want to watch Top Gear?"

No out right winner as of yet.

Do think it'll def' be a selection, so many good lines.

Now I know it's your first day at work dear, but don't be giving any of them sandwiches I made you to your other stripper friends...

I wish you'd stop borrowing my handbag without asking

If you're that desperate to get in touch with your feminine side, there's a pile of ironing in the kitchen you could be getting on with.

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Understand? Next time you buy me underwear, make it practical.

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I said go out if you want to, not come out.

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