Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No2

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As seeing as the original is going so well I've knocked up another:

Yes sir, a twenty pound note should cover it.

I think booking the medium was a little optimistic Mr Jones.

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2009, 1:20 PM GMT

I think booking the medium was a little optimistic Mr Jones.

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Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 14 2009, 1:18 PM GMT

Yes sir, a twenty pound note should cover it.

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Damn, this guy is good!

"Why don't I split the difference and give you a Medium?"

"Bed and Breastfast?"

" Thats to hard for me to say."

Yes Mr Smith, a sausage and 2 fried eggs for breakfast.

I'm afraid Mr Jacob you're usual small has been taken. Are you sure you wouldn't rather plum for a larger one? I'm sure your wife wouldn't mind the change...

All our other rooms are taken - would you mind sharing?

Mrs Capacious fanny, I don't care if you are shoving him up your clunge a double is a double.

The landlord from The Cock, Welwyn, Herts shocks her with his address.

Yes sir, room service comes with a smile!