2006 World Para Olympics Boxing Final
Announcer
In the red corner, we have Robert “Electric Chair” Chapman.
Commentator
He got to the final with hard work and determination. The dark horse and surprise package of this competition. Has been wheelchair bound since the age of 8 due to a fall from a horse.
(Robert spins around in his wheelchair in the centre of the ring to the crowd’s cheers and applause. Looks like Stephen Hawking)
Announcer
In the blue corner, “Mad Pulverizer” Micky Razor from the Bronks.
Commentator
He was professional WBC champion until last year’s firework disaster in New York, and is now registered deaf.
(Tyson lookalike walks to the centre of the ring and stares at Robert menacingly)
Announcer
Round 1. (Ding ding)
(Camera points from behind Robert’s head. His head rattles back and forth as it is pummelled. Blood spurts everywhere. Mad Micky rolls his fists like he’s hitting a punchball. Robert is just taking the
pummelling).
Commentator
Robert is taking an almighty pummelling but he won’t go down! Robert, don’t be brave, go down! Go down!
Funny or just plain cruel???