I look at threads like this, sigh a little and think...
"This is going to end in tears"
....and then I go make a cup of tea and choose a biccy.
Oatmeal goodness 
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I like Celebanon too. That would be a good gag in a scene or sketch about TV people trying to come up with ideas.
Hows about 'Stickily Cum Wanking'. A bunch of celeb tossers....actually that's it.
Tornadopulsion!
A bunch of Z-listers go tornado chasing across America. Each take their turn to run into it and the one landing the furthest distance away wins!
Dan
Blow your tits up?
Fart The Lyrics
Debonair Does Dallas.
Cameltoe or No Cameltoe
I'd watch celebrity cage fighting for men and mud wrestling for girls.
Here you go Stu R - here's a real suggestion.
JACKET OFF
What about a book based panel game? For BBC 2
Two funny writers/comedians as Captains. Frank Skinner versus Alexei Sayle. Or Stephen Fry v Sandi Tosvig say.
Guest each week of funny people/bibliophiles/writers
Hosted by Mariella Frostrup
The first round something like call my bluff - where the opposing team have to guess which one of the opening paragraphs from a book is real which have been written by the opposing panel.. Or passage from a famous book if the opening is too easy.
Second round a buzzcocks style quiz, on the buzzer for arcane general knowledge about famous writers. What was the name of the cafe that JK wrote the first Harry P in? Which bar does Marc P do his crossword in etc. Alright, alright, famous writers! What was PG Wodehouse drink of choice and how many did he have a night, for example.
The booker round - questions on the fortcomong booker finalists.
Caption competion. Putting famous book titles to silly pictures.
Etc.
Jacob's Ladder - a documentary in which Michael Jacob shows us the thing in his shed that brings him most pleasure.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2009, 12:05 PM GMTJacob's Ladder - a documentary in which Michael Jacob shows us the thing in his shed that brings him most pleasure.
Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 12:05 PM GMT
A laugh from Marc P! I'm quitting while I'm ahead. 
Celebrities on death row. Stitch a few up then enjoy watching them deal with with their demise, plus phone ins to save them at the last minute.
Sperm Races.
Who's the most alpha male? Who's the daddy? An entertaining and educational show which pitches the sperm of one celebrity against another - in magnified techinicolour. Sexy and sporty, scientific and silly, Sperm Races is Robotwars meets sex education films meets horse racing. Added excitement could come from betting by fellow celebs. The egg the sperm race to could be provided by a female famous face (or rather ovary) like Jodie Marsh.