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Quote: Graham Bandage @ January 13 2009, 4:47 PM GMT

Actually, he tried to get off with me at the last meet-up. Kept stroking my knuckle.

That was your knuckle?

Quote: David Bussell @ January 13 2009, 4:50 PM GMT

That was your knuckle?

No, it was mine.

Yikes!

Quote: Leevil @ January 13 2009, 5:02 PM GMT

No, it was mine.

Knowing Leevil it was a knuckle sandwich.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 13 2009, 5:06 PM GMT

Knowing Leevil it was a knuckle sandwich.

You know me well.

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 13 2009, 4:00 PM GMT

The english word for what First Nation men wear on the behinds in dance is spelled bustle but most pronounce word as BUSSELL and I do not hold that against you. I do not read your name and think somebodies behind:D

well I have a few times

Laughing out loud

Quote: David Bussell @ January 13 2009, 4:20 PM GMT

Are you literally calling me an arsehole?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Quote: Aaron @ January 13 2009, 10:06 PM GMT

Wouldn't be the first time.

I'm absolutely sure no-one's ever called me an arsehole before, even in jest. Certain in fact.

Quote: David Bussell @ January 13 2009, 10:32 PM GMT

I'm absolutely sure no-one's ever called me an arsehole before, even in jest. Certain in fact.

Really, you have cosmic mind powers to know what all think and say?

Quote: David Bussell @ January 13 2009, 10:32 PM GMT

I'm absolutely sure no-one's ever called me an arsehole before, even in jest. Certain in fact.

Arsehole. There ya go. That'll be fifty quid and that's with the BSG discount.

Quote: roscoff @ January 13 2009, 11:01 PM GMT

Arsehole. There ya go. That'll be fifty quid and that's with the BSG discount.

Roscoff is my hero today!!! ;)

Aw Dr Mato, I thought you were one of the nice ones.

She's just a big old bully like the rest of them.

*strops off unaware of chalk penis on back of blazer*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 14 2009, 9:03 AM GMT

Aw Dr Mato, I thought you were one of the nice ones.

We all have our moments. I spend great time trying to understand things many write here and was insulted by Bussell trying to make me as not one to ever understand.

I do not think he is an arsehole but I do think he can be not nice.

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 14 2009, 10:32 AM GMT

We all have our moments. I spend great time trying to understand things many write here and was insulted by Bussell trying to make me as not one to ever understand.

I do not think he is an arsehole but I do think he can be not nice.

Oh, Doc Tomato, come here and give me a big non-sexual hug.

I only meant that I sometimes struggle with understanding what you're saying - I didn't mean to insult you in any way. I realise English isn't your first language and fully respect how hard it must be to translate certain terms from one tongue to the next (for the record, my knowledge of foreign languages stretches no further than asking where the tourist information office is in French).

I was just baffled at what a "Gleam One" was; even more so when you suggested that in not knowing I might be a "sister salad". You can see how that might be a touch confusing, surely?

Quote: David Bussell @ January 14 2009, 10:48 AM GMT

Oh, Doc Tomato, come here and give me a big non-sexual hug.

I only meant that I sometimes struggle with understanding what you're saying - I didn't mean to insult you in any way. I realise English isn't your first language and fully respect how hard it must be to translate certain terms from one tongue to the next (for the record, my knowledge of foreign languages stretches no further than asking where the tourist information office is in French).

I was just baffled at what a "Gleam One" was; even more so when you suggested that in not knowing I might be a "sister salad". You can see how that might be a touch confusing, surely?

Okay, I try very hard to make sense........I really do.I am not mad anymore. ;)

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