This is a bit different to my normal stuff. Be interested in your views.
Most Hated – Live.
STAGE IS IN COMPLETE DARKNESS. YVETTE FIELDING SHINES A TORCH LIGHT SO IT LIGHTS UP HER FACE.
YF : Hello and I'm Yvette Fielding and welcome to Most Hated – Live. The show where we search the world of the paranormal for the most hated figure in Britain. With me as always is celebrity ghosthunter Mr Keith Chegwin.
KEITH CHEGWIN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE LIGHTS UP HIS FACE.
KC : WAYHAY
KC SWITCHS OFF LIGHT
YF :I ask for you the audience here tonight, to help us in this investigation by being completely silent as we wait for communication from the other side.
(PAUSE) Thank you.
KC LIGHTS UP HIS FACE
KC : WAYHAY.
KC SWITCHS OFF LIGHT
YF : Come on now audience. Let's have a bit of quiet.
PAUSE – TWO LOUD TAPS ARE HEARD
YF : Is there anybody there?
PAUSE – TWO LOUD TAPS ARE HEARD.
KC LIGHTS UP HIS FACE
KC : WAYHAY! There's someone there Yvette.
KC SWITCHS OFF HIS LIGHT.
YF : Can you send us a message?
CHEGGERS PLAYS POP JINGLE IS PLAYED
YF ; For f**ks sake Cheggers!
KC SWITCHES ON HIS LIGHT
KC : Sorry Yvette. Pressed play on my ghetto blaster by mistake.
KC SWITCHES OFF LIGHT
A HEAVY BREATHING SOUND IS HEARD.
YF : Wow, Listen. Did you hear that breathing?
KC SWITCHES ON LIGHT
KC : Yeap
YF : With your abilities as a medium Cheggers are you picking up a picture of this person?
KC : I see a man, very thin and very odd looking.
KC: Hitler? He's very hated. Is it Hitler?
MORE HEAVY BREATHING IS HEARD
YF : Come on expose yourself!
KC : Umm do you mind if I don't Yvette. I did it once and the ratings fell like shit.
YF : I was talking to the spirit you idiot. Are you picking up anything else?
KC: It's not Hitler. It's someone more hated.
YF SCREAMS
YF: Oh my God something just grabbed my arse.
LOUDER HEAVY BREATHING IS HEARD
KC: The man, his clothes. They're oldy worldy. Strange looking .
YF SCREAMS AGAIN
YF : F**k F**k F**k. The bastard just grabbed my left tit.
EVEN LOUDER HEAVY BREATHING.
KC: He's a dirty man.
YF : Unwashed you mean?
KC : Both. Unclean and a filthy, filthy mind.
YF: My God what have we got here?
KC: This man is really hated, vilified in fact. I got a name. Tussle? Hustle?
ANOTHER LIGHT SHOWING A MANS FACE TALKS TO YVETTE
RB: Hello Darling, It's me. Russell Brand. Fancy a shag?
End
