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Quote: Aaron @ January 13 2009, 10:31 PM GMT

A bony boyfriend? The only thing bony about me is my big hard cock.

I'll be laughing at that one for days to come.

It's funny 'cos it's true.

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 10:36 PM GMT

It's funny 'cos it's true.

Christ, I just puked in my mouth a little. Never speak about Aarons genitals again. Or about Aaron.

Have you ever met those people who say TMI instead of "too much information?" It's annoying, but certainly appropriate here. TMI Laura TMI!

Hahaha!
My work is done.

If anybody EVER says TMI to me I will be forced to kill them. Justifiable homicide I think. Oh and 'Think outside the box'. My considered response to both of those would be 'F**k off you c**t'. Good enough me thinks with just the right touch of pathos.

Pushing the envelope!

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 10:52 PM GMT

Pushing the envelope!

Never heard it. Is it something to do with lesbians?

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 10:52 PM GMT

Pushing the envelope!

Or 'Washing the Antelope' as it's known down our way. Well known Afro-Welsh saying. As well as 'Elephants never two-step' of course.

Ohmygod, 'going forward'.

F**k.

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 11:42 PM GMT

Ohmygod, 'going forward'.

F**k.

Eh?

Quote: roscoff @ January 13 2009, 11:37 PM GMT

Afro-Welsh saying.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ January 13 2009, 11:45 PM GMT

Eh?

People just suddenly started saying it at my last two jobs. In meetings. It means like, in the future.
It's f**king horrible.

"So, going forward, we'll implement these new guidelines....."
blablahf**koff.

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 11:51 PM GMT

People just suddenly started saying it at my last two jobs. In meetings. It means like, in the future.
It's f**king horrible.

"So, going forward, we'll implement these new guidelines....."
blablahf**koff.

Kill them Angry Kill them all!

'My bad' is one of the most infantile grammatically irritating sayings ever to wash up on this side of the atlantic. It's American so it's gotta be cool, right? Wrong. It's up there with crib, boo, aaiiiight! and blah!*

When I hear a grown man or woman say 'my bad', all I see is a toddler sheepishly looking up at me with their lower lip quivering because they peed or did a pooh on the floor and not in their potty.

IT IS NOT YOUR BAD, IT IS YOUR MISTAKE.

*Not really I just couldn't think of another example

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