*Smashes a few plates*
Had a stressy day. Also no chocolate for the past two weeks.....KA FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
*Throws cupboard*
Now I feel fat.
I think that time of the month may be comming. Not sure.....
AAARRRRGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!
It'll be okay, Rubydoo!
I'll be fine. Why? Who said I wasn't? Was it Ian? I'LL KILL HIM!!!
Babysitter Laura still needs paying, but then you can have tea and cake Ruby, and it'll all seem just a bit better.
I can see she has been busy. *Holds out pen with bra hanging off the end*
Anyway a nice cup of tea and a choccie ca......
I shall help you by eating this Jamaica Ginger cake and double cream.
[lies] My God! That tastes like crap!! [/lies]
I have another cupboard to throw you know.
You know, If I kill you now, I can plead temporary sanity.
Chococide? *runs away*
Hiiiiii Ruby! I say keep Googling "squirrely" until you're happy. Go!
First thing I find when I Google squirrely.
Definition : To go crazy.
What are you saying Elliot? Eh? EH?
*throws escape rope down to PhQnix from mast* She's gonna blow!!
Are you calling me a whore?!
WHORE.
No. I am.
*flees up escape rope*