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I've just had to phone Vodafone because I managed to lock myself out of my new mobile that arrived yesterday. :$

Quote: PhQnix @ January 13 2009, 3:35 PM GMT

*high-5*

Stan! You're back! How are you?

Good good, I had an affair with Azza for a while, but then found out he'd been seeing Laura behind my back. She'd been hiding in the cupboard during our lovemaking. If only I'd logged on to the board once in a while I would've seen through all the lies. :(

How have things been on BSG?

Quote: Moonstone @ January 13 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

Yay, it's Stan Doubt!

I asked where you'd gone. I DID!

Bless, although I'm glad that ian_w seems to have left the board now. Between you and me, I think he was an evil genius recruiting for an army of internet nerds to take over the world. I wonder if he succeeded...

Quote: Stan Doubt @ January 13 2009, 6:21 PM GMT

How have things been on BSG?

It's all been a bit to lovey-dovey for my tastes. Aaron and zooo, Nil and Julia... makes me sick really. ;)

I know! I honestly can't stand it!

Unimpressed

Wave Hiiiii Laura!

:D Wave

Go to your rooms and do your homework.

Or no tea for you!

You're not my mummy! Roooooo! :P

:$ But yes, Miss Laura, straight away...

I'm the babysitter Ruby hired while she's out on the streets earning enough money to keep you two in shoes!

Did I say on the streets? :O I meant um... organising picnics for bunny rabbits.

Couldn't the baby sitter just leave us alone... Whistling nnocently

And why is Ruby mother to *both* of us? :|

No.
Mainly because I haven't been paid yet.
If you'd care to smash open your piggy bank, I'll make myself extremely scarce. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 13 2009, 6:50 PM GMT

And why is Ruby mother to *both* of us? :|

It's not my place to judge.

:|:|:| Is this why you spoke to all of those girls about incest that time, Smelly?

Eep! It's like Luke and Leia all over again! I didn't know!

And shhhh Robyn. :$

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