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The very last meal Page 2

Quote: Griff @ January 13 2009, 8:59 AM GMT

Do they put crack in KFC gravy? Because it is seriously awesome.

I go to KFC about once a fortnight with my little lad and the ONLY reason we go is for the gravy. Yet the past five times I've been they'd run out of it. The last time I went was just before Christmas and I pushed to the front of a very long queue and asked the girl if they had any gravy.
"Sorry, we've run out" she said.
"Quelle surprise" I replied and flounced - yes - FLOUNCED out, with her wondering what quelle surprise meant.
Seriously, I'm going to write a letter to KFC and ask them how on Earth they can run out gravy so often. Hopefully somebody will be sacked. Nothing else will satisfy my gravy rage.
Angry

Your son will have some very interesting chats with his therapist one day.

"If you promise to stop crying, we won't talk about gravy or flouncing till next week,"

That said I never cried for Diana, but I wept when McDonalds withdrew hotdogs and root beer.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 13 2009, 12:43 AM GMT

A Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, slightly undercooked so the puff pastry's still a bit mushy, with crispy chips fried in lard, not veg oil, mushy peas and two large cartons of KFC gravy poured over the top.

Mmmmmm.

Too much gravy, arguably, but that is awesome.

Lamb and mint sauce. Or beef, roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 13 2009, 12:43 AM GMT

A Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, slightly undercooked so the puff pastry's still a bit mushy, with crispy chips fried in lard, not veg oil, mushy peas and two large cartons of KFC gravy poured over the top.

Mmmmmm.

The problem with food fried in lard is that it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth afterwards - of course, that would not really be a problem in these circumstances...

Quote: Timbo @ January 13 2009, 10:21 AM GMT

The problem with food fried in lard is that it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth afterwards - of course, that would not really be a problem in these circumstances...

I thought there was some rule that if you survived an execution, you were allowed to live.

No urban myth, one poor sod woke up on the trolley to the mortuary and they whipped him back.

Now Gary Gilmore was sentenced to death by firing squad and the protocol was 6 bullets only and they all missed his heart.

So he bled to death over half an hour.

Quote: sootyj @ January 13 2009, 10:25 AM GMT

Gary Gilmore was sentenced to death by firing squad and bled to death over half an hour.

"Why do bad things happen to bad people?" is the Liberals' lament. ;) :)

Quote: Griff @ January 13 2009, 8:59 AM GMT

Do they put crack in KFC gravy? Because it is seriously awesome.

I actually know this one. It called crackling and it's made from the actual chicken that is cooked. It's collected from the fryer, dries out, chilled, then mixed with a type of flour.

My flatmate is a manager.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 13 2009, 10:03 AM GMT

I go to KFC about once a fortnight with my little lad and the ONLY reason we go is for the gravy. Yet the past five times I've been they'd run out of it. The last time I went was just before Christmas and I pushed to the front of a very long queue and asked the girl if they had any gravy.
"Sorry, we've run out" she said.
"Quelle surprise" I replied and flounced - yes - FLOUNCED out, with her wondering what quelle surprise meant.
Seriously, I'm going to write a letter to KFC and ask them how on Earth they can run out gravy so often. Hopefully somebody will be sacked. Nothing else will satisfy my gravy rage.
Angry

I know this too. It depends on how much crackling the chicken the previous day made. If it wasn't a lot and they got a lot of customers, not a lot they can do.

They also have to stop any cooking after a certain time in order to clean.

To put it bluntly, it is honestly not their fault. I also worked for them for a couple of weeks when I was at uni and they get a harsh deal, the people who work for them. They get all the abuse of the customers who seem to forget a human being is serving them, they have to do all the cleaning as well, including sick and crap which is really nasty, and people expect them to continue cooking right up to the last minute unaware that if they did, the poor sods wouldn't get home until 6am, just in time to get up to go to work and take a delivery, stock check, and make up all the food. In my two weeks there I got the crap kicked out of me by a drunk who was angry that we ran out of legs or something (why I left) and they have to deal with drunks like that all the time. And they are just doing their jobs at the end of the day for low wages and abuse. They don't make the rules, they don't run KFC, they just get all the crap so let's just give them a break. :)

Yes, Rubes, that's all very well, but Lee still doesn't have his gravy. I think we all know who's suffering most.

I reckon Lee I could get you the crackling and the flour mix. All you need is hot water and a mircowave!

We once mysteriously ended up with 20 cobs and 7 bags of popcorn chicken! Laughing out loud

If I knew I was going to die I don't think I'd have much of an appetite. If I could I'd pop a cyanide pill. If I could manage a meal I'd have to agree to this.

Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2009, 10:18 AM GMT

Or beef, roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings.

But I'd want to cook it myself.

Quote: Griff @ January 12 2009, 8:53 PM GMT

A really greasy superhot vindaloo made from sprouts, cabbage and onions.

If I'm going to shit myself in that electric chair I want it to be bad for everyone.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Badge @ January 13 2009, 1:16 AM GMT

Have that tomorrow and it might well be your very last meal.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Only one meal I'd want.

KFC and plenty of it :)

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