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Likewise. December but not Jan. Despite sending many more (though possibly part of the reason). This one-liner business is proving tricky.

I didn't get any email either,perhaps they're trying to tell us something? Any chance they might be a Steve on that email?

The e-mail may be more restricted as with there are now 100s of writers there's a danger that some one could leak the whole lot.
That's my suspicion any who.

No Steve, but RoboO are you Robin Miller?

Very good week for the Sootster.

:$

It's always a good week to be Sootyj

Well, Miller isn't very happy with you. Give him his money back. :P

Quote: Rob0 @ January 12 2009, 8:38 PM GMT

Yes

Your Oxo one was fine but not used, sorry misread the name of another Robin.

:P bah. Have sent in some of similar ilk to OXO since so ready for those not to make it too. But fine better than useless I guess

Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2009, 8:40 PM GMT

It's always a good week to be Sootyj

How many jokes would you send them in a week if you don't mind me asking?

Meh, no e-mail for me either.

Genuinely thought some of mine would get in. I probably went too dark.

Quote: steve @ January 12 2009, 8:34 PM GMT

I didn't get any email either,perhaps they're trying to tell us something?

'F**k off and die, you unfunny c**ts', probably.

Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2009, 6:26 PM GMT

Well done Badge, Mikeyj, TomG and erm me.

Does small victory dance expressing joy at now being well able to afford a parrot to work as some wierd avian dictaphone.

Apparently I got some in - good times.

But I haven't received the email either - bad times.

And I'm aping Justin Lee Collins - suicidal times.

Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ January 12 2009, 7:04 PM GMT

Would it possible for someone to forward that email to me please?

It's not really mine to giveout (even if I had it). Suggest you PM Graham with your email address and ask him.

Quote: Leevil @ January 12 2009, 6:31 PM GMT

Can someone give an example of a joke that is NOT a pun? My mind has been punnified and can't really imagine what one would look like.

:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Someone suffers an injury in the home every 35 seconds. You'd think he'd be more careful by now.

etc

It was your mathemitcian joke, I liked it.

Quote: Badge @ January 12 2009, 11:07 PM GMT

Apparently I got some in - good times.

But I haven't received the email either - bad times.

And I'm aping Justin Lee Collins - suicidal times.

:P
Apologies - am toying with adding a strategic r to that last one

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