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George Bush's last press conference

I'm bucking a trend here but I watched this live and was frankly gobsmacked.

What I saw was not a bluff, crass, toungue-tied idiot as popularised by the media. I saw a charming, eloquent, remarkably candid, witty and relaxed person speaking without script for 50 minutes and fielding some tough questions. And I'm not a fan of Bush, by any stretch.

Saying that, I saw the feeder for tonight's news and it concentrated on Bumbling Bush doing a "Bush-ism". What they failed to point out was (in the context of the conference) he made a deliberate joke of the word "mis-under-estimated".

Last month's unruffled handling of the shoe-throwing incident kinda alerted me to his ability to think on his feet and his physical ability to dodge very fast shoes. I don't think I'd have dodged them. He did well for an 'imbecile'.

Was this performance just an aberration or did we only see a version of Bush that was selected for us by news editors?

Damn, I missed it. Did he mention the 716,760 people killed, and 1,397,255 seriously injured in Afghanistan and Iraq?

Quote: SlagA @ January 12 2009, 8:53 PM GMT

Was this performance just an aberration or did we only see a version of Bush that was selected for us by news editors?

Never misunderestimate politically motivated reporting. I worked at a newspaper for 8 years and I saw it firsthand every day.

Maybe he was sober.

I don't think he's an idiot. I do think he's often almost always wrong though. But that is a credit to his ideology not his intelligence.

Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2009, 9:17 PM GMT

Maybe he was sober.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2009, 9:17 PM GMT

Maybe he was sober.

:D :D :D :D :D

He probably can not wait to be home in Texas.

Politics are such an ugly life.

I betcha he feels free as a bird now with no worries of the dead. Angry

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 12 2009, 9:32 PM GMT

I betcha he feels free as a bird now with no worries of the dead. Angry

I'll bet you are as wrong as wrong can be.

Quote: DaButt @ January 12 2009, 9:33 PM GMT

I'll bet you are as wrong as wrong can be.

Nope or it would not have happened in the one place.

Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2009, 9:17 PM GMT

Maybe he was sober.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 12 2009, 9:35 PM GMT

Nope or it would not have happened in the one place.

Nul point! If it had not happened then he would not be able to feel remorse or ... anything of that ilk.

Quote: Curt @ January 12 2009, 9:31 PM GMT

I don't think he's an idiot. . .

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Yep, doubt we'll ever see one-liners of this quality again, (my favourite lines highlighted in bold):

20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005
19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000
18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000
17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000
16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000
15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000
14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002
13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001
12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000
11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002
10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002
9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004
8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002
7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002
6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004
5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000
4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004
3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000
2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000
1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000

Quote: Aaron @ January 12 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

Nul point! If it had not happened then he would not be able to feel remorse or ... anything of that ilk.

No if he cared at all it would not have happened. Remorse is not a word that I believe Bush even understands.

Yes but this does not know the meaning of the word fear.

Also the meaning of the word onion, toe or napkin.

Quote: SlagA @ January 12 2009, 8:53 PM GMT

I'm bucking a trend here but I watched this live and was frankly gobsmacked.

What I saw was not a bluff, crass, toungue-tied idiot as popularised by the media. I saw a charming, eloquent, remarkably candid, witty and relaxed person speaking without script for 50 minutes and fielding some tough questions. And I'm not a fan of Bush, by any stretch.

Saying that, I saw the feeder for tonight's news and it concentrated on Bumbling Bush doing a "Bush-ism". What they failed to point out was (in the context of the conference) he made a deliberate joke of the word "mis-under-estimated".

Last month's unruffled handling of the shoe-throwing incident kinda alerted me to his ability to think on his feet and his physical ability to dodge very fast shoes. I don't think I'd have dodged them. He did well for an 'imbecile'.

Was this performance just an aberration or did we only see a version of Bush that was selected for us by news editors?

Well at last an opinion of yours I disagree with :)

Politicians try to be endearing, that's their job.

No matter what he says to the cameras he imo still is and always will be a murdering lying thieving piece of shit and I so hope there's a hell just for him.

Laughing out loud I'm too gullible (re: politicians) is my problem.

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