Okay it is the last one ever......... what do you want?
I shall have
Buffalo roast
smashed potatoes with REAL BUTTER
steamed green beans
fruit salad
leaf salad with feta cheese
DESERT
applesauce cake with burnt maple icing and a side dish of rice pudding
Large serving of stay of execution please with a side serving of complete pardon.
If not
Rib eye steak
chips
garlic mushrooms
onion rings
Treacle pudding with ice cream
Moet and Chandon.
Happy meal.
I may think of a slightly more creative answer later...
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5815
This thread has been done, but I read through it.
It's 50% shit jokes ab dogs and I never answered the question, so one of these.
http://www.healfarm.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=621
just a toffee crisp for pudding though.
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=382&pageID=3
Never mind the chair, they'll have to fumigate the prison maybe the country.
Christmas dinner for me, and a cracker to pull with the executioner.
Magic mushrooms; space cakes for dessert.
Washed down with a pint of vodka.
Hmm and as a treat for Griff,
Steve Wirght stuffed up his own arse and boiled alive.
A trough load of beans.
I do not want to be anywhere near a prison where BSGers get done in.
It is going to stick like Afghanistan.
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ January 12 2009, 9:13 PM GMTMagic mushrooms; space cakes for dessert.
Washed down with a pint of vodka.
I would like to say something high class but all I can think is Arby's and Poutine. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Damn I'm low class.
A Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, slightly undercooked so the puff pastry's still a bit mushy, with crispy chips fried in lard, not veg oil, mushy peas and two large cartons of KFC gravy poured over the top.
Mmmmmm.
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 13 2009, 12:43 AM GMTA Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney pie, slightly undercooked so the puff pastry's still a bit mushy, with crispy chips fried in lard, not veg oil, mushy peas and two large cartons of KFC gravy poured over the top.
Mmmmmm.
Have that tomorrow and it might well be your very last meal.
Anything but sandwiches. I f**king hate them really.
That it is, though I wish they wouldn't serve it with a spork.
It feels like they're pasing judgement.