Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:40 AM GMT*Runs and hides*
Come out Scatters come out. I have sweeties and soft fluffy things that are soft and fluffy like a soft fluffy thing.
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*Scarpers*
Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:46 AM GMTCome out Scatters come out. I have sweeties and soft fluffy things that are soft and fluffy like a soft fluffy thing.
Back away from my adopted kid, Gary Glitter!
Mummy! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:48 AM GMT
It isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!
Ohhhh dear. And I thought the conversation my brother's friend is having with me would be the worst of the night.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:59 AM GMT
I'd be more worried about your brothers friend if I were you. After all. He's actually in the room (or was).
Aaaactually wouldn't surprise me.
Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMTIt isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!
Don't make me get the stick, Ross!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 11 2009, 1:11 AM GMTDon't make me get the stick, Ross!
Oh no! I wouldn't like that.
What is wrong with that ladys' ankles? Her legs look a bit strange,
Roo is awake and in pain!
Robyn is going to have to start doing a biology past paper when her brother goes out to see his girlfriend. 
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 10 2009, 10:34 PM GMTLaziness, the cold weather. My wife is complaining as she likes smooth kisses.
Ha!
Does she have thigh rash too?
Quote: PhQnix @ January 10 2009, 11:45 PM GMTI am well aware of this type of complaint...
HA. HA. HA.
Beards make one look like a paedo.
Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMTIt isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!
Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 1:19 AM GMTOh no! I wouldn't like that.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMTMummy!
I'm not sure what's more scary; being groomed by a Roscoff/Gary Glitter/paedo, or having Ruby as a mother. Hmmm.
I'd like to have Ruby as a mother I think! It'd mean my childhood was a lot more creative baking/Christmas innovation wise!