Thanks for the feedback on version 1 of this. Based on that here is Version 2.
Which one do you guys prefer? Cheers.
All at Sea. V2
Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Harriet Harman are having a meeting.
GB: Okay then folks it's desperation time. In light of Alistair's complete inability to do anything worthwhile, the burden once again falls on me. So after much thought I've come up with a plan.
AD: I'm so sorry Gordon.
HH: We're listening Prime Minister.
GB: We're British, so we have the sea in our blood.
HH: I bet Alistair's got pure brandy in his, the amount he was putting away last night.
AD: Grasser!
GB: Yes thank you Harriet. The sea has saved us so many times in the past. The Armada, Trafalgar, it even stopped that fascist bastard invading for God's sake.
HH: David Cameron?
GB: No Harriet, f**king Hitler. So the sea will save us again.
AD: Sorry Gordon I wasn't listening probably then. Did you say Harriet's been f**king Hitler?
GB: Jesus Christ Alistair! The man's been dead 70 years.
AD: Wouldn't put it past her.
HH: Go on Gordon . The sea will save us.
GB: There's money to be made out on the seas.
AD: Fishing! The whole country has got to go out and go fishing.
GB: No Alistair. The English channel is the busiest shipping lane in the world.
HH: A ferry. We're going to start a ferry service.
GB: Shut up!
GORDON EMPTIES A BAG ON THE DESK
GB: Look I've got these eyes patches, cutlasses and plastic parrots. If either of you has a boat I'm willing to give it a try.
Ends
Yeap I've sent stuff off to NR + TS still awaiting a response. I think we're inbetween shows at the mo.