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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:40 AM GMT

*Runs and hides*

Come out Scatters come out. I have sweeties and soft fluffy things that are soft and fluffy like a soft fluffy thing.

:| *Scarpers*

Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:46 AM GMT

Come out Scatters come out. I have sweeties and soft fluffy things that are soft and fluffy like a soft fluffy thing.

Back away from my adopted kid, Gary Glitter!

Mummy! Teary

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:48 AM GMT

:| *Scarpers*

It isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!

:|:|:| Ohhhh dear. And I thought the conversation my brother's friend is having with me would be the worst of the night.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:59 AM GMT

:|:|:| Ohhhh dear. And I thought the conversation my brother's friend is having with me would be the worst of the night.

I'd be more worried about your brothers friend if I were you. After all. He's actually in the room (or was).

:| Aaaactually wouldn't surprise me.

Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

It isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!

Don't make me get the stick, Ross!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 11 2009, 1:11 AM GMT

Don't make me get the stick, Ross!

Image

Oh no! I wouldn't like that.

What is wrong with that ladys' ankles? Her legs look a bit strange,

Roo is awake and in pain!

Hug Robyn is going to have to start doing a biology past paper when her brother goes out to see his girlfriend. :(

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 10 2009, 10:34 PM GMT

Laziness, the cold weather. My wife is complaining as she likes smooth kisses.

Ha!

Does she have thigh rash too?

Quote: PhQnix @ January 10 2009, 11:45 PM GMT

I am well aware of this type of complaint...

HA. HA. HA.

Beards make one look like a paedo.

Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

It isn't my penis dressed in a fur coat with a tiara popped on top. No it isn't!

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 1:19 AM GMT
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Oh no! I wouldn't like that.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

Mummy! Teary

I'm not sure what's more scary; being groomed by a Roscoff/Gary Glitter/paedo, or having Ruby as a mother. Hmmm.

I'd like to have Ruby as a mother I think! It'd mean my childhood was a lot more creative baking/Christmas innovation wise!

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