COLONEL BUCKSHOT is standing in front of a large open fire swigging a brandy.
Colonel Buckshot at your service. An ample cognac and a twelve bore Winchester by your side and you'll go far in life. That's my motto and it has served me well.
I've recently returned from the African Continent, my thrice annual big game safari and I must say I had a whale of a time pursuing my quarry.
I became accustomed with a few of those coloured gentlemen who, would you believe, travelled from South Central Los Angeles for some sport.
I gave them as much guidance as I could but lo and behold they surprised 'Ole Buckshot and taught this old dog a new trick or two.
And that's why when I go hunting on my estate I now use the Uzi, yes that's Uzi sub machine gun for superior handling and outstanding results at close quarters.
I'll be recommending the Uzi to my fellow hunters and my angling friends too for that matter.
CAMERA PANS UP TO STUFFED HEADS OF CATS, DOGS, AND COWS ON WALL.