I haven't shaved in 2009.
Status report Page 299
Eeep! Why!? Bearding?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 10 2009, 10:32 PM GMTEeep! Why!? Bearding?
Laziness, the cold weather. My wife is complaining as she likes smooth kisses.
I was going to say, actually! 
There were Mini Eggs waiting for me when I got home! I spent the day with Scatters! How could I not be happy!?
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 10 2009, 10:34 PM GMTLaziness, the cold weather. My wife is complaining as she likes smooth kisses.
I am well aware of this type of complaint...
Woo! Top of page 300! 
Sugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! *wheels round like a three year old*
>_< *Such* a good job Andy didn't buy Fanta.
I got no Fanta! Outrage! Outrage!
Hehe. Blow through here.
(Please don't change your signature now so I look stupid? 
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Young love! So pure so touching. I'm going to be sick 
*Runs and hides*
Did you go to the Trafalgar Square freeze Scats? I thought I saw someone that looked like you during a clip on C4's RudeTube last night.
No! I definitely did not! Wish I had though!
Oh. Ok.