You e-mailed Tim Vine?
Hmm maybe I should try that.
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Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2009, 10:53 PM GMTYou e-mailed Tim Vine?
Hmm maybe I should try that.
May as well, if 118118 don't buy them there's always comedians, publishers of joke books, Christmas cracker companies, etc. Exhaust all avenues and if positively no one wants to buy it then stick it up in our own terrible joke thread.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 7 2009, 10:50 PM GMTI have a pile of jokes now, some better than others. I emailed Tim Vine
in December with some and he said he liked them and to contact him in Spring again.
I tried the same with Jimmy Tarbuck but he said he's not doing stand-up much these days. The coffee shops keep him busy enough.
>_<
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 7 2009, 10:57 PM GMTMay as well, if 118118 don't buy them there's always comedians, publishers of joke books, Christmas cracker companies, etc. Exhaust all avenues and if positively no one wants to buy it then stick it up your arse.
Well, really!
One I won't be sending.
Why was Edmund Hilary's penis chafed?
Sherpa Tensing.
I overheard a delightful joke the other day.
What do you call five girls strung up by their ankles with their throats slit?
Girls Halaled
Good but distinctly unkosher.
Any one heard about the negotiations with 118 118?
They won't listen, they insist on those annoying adverts.
Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2009, 3:07 PM GMTAny one heard about the negotiations with 118 118?
negotiations?
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 9 2009, 5:52 PM GMTnegotiations?
I assume SootyJ is referring to the meeting to discuss the future of the service. I've not heard.
Quote: steve by any other name @ January 9 2009, 7:29 PM GMTI assume SootyJ is referring to the meeting to discuss the future of the service. I've not heard.
Ah. Grave rumblings. Let's face it they're not gonna want gags forever. Probably best to tug on their cash udders and milk the bastards for every drop of fiscal cream you can get.
Sooty is! 
Every Thursday night round the back of Euston Station I'll be tugging like a good un.
Every Thursday night round the back of Euston Station I'll be tugging like a good un.
That was YOU????
That was you?
You're Gordon Brown!