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Quote: Mike Greybloke @ January 9 2009, 11:59 AM GMT

I'm really curious as to how your interviewer managed to mention his club foot twice in a job interview. Can you post a transcript of the conversation?

First of all, I walked into the room, he stood up and walked up to me, limped up to me, it took him a while and he apologised blaming 'the ol foot' - it was the biggest club foot I'd ever seen.

Later in the interview (which was going well) he talked about discriminations saying that people sometimes 'frown on a club foot for example' - I had to bite my lip at this one.

He also said I was the only applicant who didn't ask why he had a club foot, what twat would ask about it?

On a plus note I stand a good chance of getting the job, I think.

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ January 9 2009, 11:50 AM GMT

I went for a job interview yesterday and the man interviewing me had a club foot, I obviously didn't mind, but he mentioned it twice and wanted some kind of reaction from me, this made me dislike him.

He might have been testing you a little. Seeing how you react confronted with it and deciding what kind of person you are based on your reaction. Some do :)

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ January 9 2009, 12:41 PM GMT

First of all, I walked into the room, he stood up and walked up to me, limped up to me, it took him a while and he apologised blaming 'the ol foot' - it was the biggest club foot I'd ever seen.

Later in the interview (which was going well) he talked about discriminations saying that people sometimes 'frown on a club foot for example' - I had to bite my lip at this one.

He also said I was the only applicant who didn't ask why he had a club foot, what twat would ask about it?

On a plus note I stand a good chance of getting the job, I think.

So I make that 3 times then? What's wrong with the Herman Monster shoed freak?

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ January 9 2009, 12:41 PM GMT

First of all, I walked into the room, he stood up and walked up to me, limped up to me, it took him a while and he apologised blaming 'the ol foot' - it was the biggest club foot I'd ever seen.

Later in the interview (which was going well) he talked about discriminations saying that people sometimes 'frown on a club foot for example' - I had to bite my lip at this one.

He also said I was the only applicant who didn't ask why he had a club foot, what twat would ask about it?

On a plus note I stand a good chance of getting the job, I think.

Good hopes for you if you want the job.

I do not do well with folks who ALWAYS have to be right and closed minded. I see that as a reason to DISLIKE and not trust.

Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2009, 12:14 PM GMT

The one time I give money is if a beggar says,

"I'm an alcoholic can I have some money for booze.."

or if they offer me sex.

:D

I do love Jack's story.

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ January 9 2009, 12:41 PM GMT

On a plus note I stand a good chance of getting the job, I think.

Did you get a chance to scope out the hotties while you were there?

:)

Quote: Marc P @ January 9 2009, 1:25 PM GMT

Did you get a chance to scope out the hotties while you were there?

:)

Oh poo........ get a job where you are sound and can move up. Look for hotties after work. Rolling eyes

Quote: Marc P @ January 9 2009, 1:25 PM GMT

Did you get a chance to scope out the hotties while you were there?

:)

Everyone seemed much older (50+), no one remotely attractive, which is completely fine with me.

I get really, really annoyed with people who don't look you in the eye when they talk to you.

Also men who feel the need to squeeze as hard as possible when shaking hands. Yeah okay mate I get it, you're big and strong.

Women who think its amusing to hit you in the balls.

Women who scream at their crying kids in supermarkets. In Middlesbrough they screech "Gerreer!" (get here). Even worse, women (or men) who hit their kids in public places.

Rough women who take their young children into amusement arcades and sit there for hours feeding pound coins into fruit machines while the poor child sits there bored and grizzling in its pushchair.

People who buy into media scare stories. Know anyone who died from Salmonella? Know anyone who died from bird flu? Know anyone who died from Y2K? Know anyone who died from CJD? Know anyone who died from Irish pork? Know anyone who died from GM foods? No? Shut up then.

Adults who pick their noses and actually eat it. How old are you, 7? Do you have any idea how beyond disgusting that is?

Couples who argue in front of you as if you're not there.

GPs in general. Mostly clueless.

Oh dear the list could go on and on and on...

Quote: Mike Dan-Carter @ January 9 2009, 11:50 AM GMT

I dislike many people for stupid reasons, I dislike this chap that I went to primary school with many years ago because he always wears his glasses on the tip of his nose.

I went for a job interview yesterday and the man interviewing me had a club foot, I obviously didn't mind, but he mentioned it twice and wanted some kind of reaction from me, this made me dislike him.

How about all of you?

Well as long as he didn't mention it as follows:

'I've got a club foot. Would you mind if I wank you off with it',

or

'Go on, f**king suck my club foot you dirty bitch, whilst I finger this stoat what I've gobbed on'.

If he mentioned it like that then that would be disgusting. Otherwise you'd just have to tolerate the stupid f**king cripple.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 9 2009, 2:03 PM GMT

Know anyone who died from CJD?

Yes.
But he got it from a growth drug he was given as a child.

So, I agree with your general point!

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 9 2009, 2:03 PM GMT

I get really, really annoyed with people who don't look you in the eye when they talk to you.

Also men who feel the need to squeeze as hard as possible when shaking hands. Yeah okay mate I get it, you're big and strong.

Women who think its amusing to hit you in the balls.

Adults who pick their noses and actually eat it. How old are you, 7? Do you have any idea how beyond disgusting that is?

I have to meet clients and bosses at my work and they all seem to want to crush every bone in your hand then I feel it's a competition so I do the same back - so in the future Lee just wear brass nuckles to shake their hands they'll be well impressed.

And women do seem to forget men have balls sometimes...

And the picking nose thing never used to bother me now it's so sick I have to look away.

Quote: zooo @ January 9 2009, 2:16 PM GMT

Yes.
But he got it from a growth drug he was given as a child.

So, I agree with your general point!

:O and Hah! and Woooah.

I knew some one who died of alcohol poisoning after constantly agreeing to Jack Daniels in a Spanish bar.

Si JD.

Quote: Aaron @ January 9 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

:O and Hah! and Woooah.

I knows!!

I'm sure he'd rather have been short.

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