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Silly/Stupid reasons to dislike people

I dislike many people for stupid reasons, I dislike this chap that I went to primary school with many years ago because he always wears his glasses on the tip of his nose.

I went for a job interview yesterday and the man interviewing me had a club foot, I obviously didn't mind, but he mentioned it twice and wanted some kind of reaction from me, this made me dislike him.

How about all of you?

There are no silly or stupid reasons to dislike people. Just reasons.

Quote: Aaron @ January 9 2009, 11:54 AM GMT

There are no silly or stupid reasons to dislike people. Just reasons.

People who make broad declarative statements like that one.

I'm really curious as to how your interviewer managed to mention his club foot twice in a job interview. Can you post a transcript of the conversation?

I don't trust people who bare their teeth all the time. Tony Blair does this. It's not really a smile, is it?

You're treading on my clubfoot.

Why are you still treading on my clubfoot it really hurts, why are you doing this?

Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2009, 12:01 PM GMT

You're treading on my clubfoot.

Why are you still treading on my clubfoot it really hurts, why are you doing this?

It's odd that he would keep mentioning it. I would have taken the mickey and asked if he wanted some spare change.

Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2009, 12:01 PM GMT

You're treading on my clubfoot.

Why are you still treading on my clubfoot it really hurts, why are you doing this?

Laughing out loud

People who tell really unfunny jokes and keep repeating them.
On my paper-round this week (keeps me fit and £20 in the pocket), this man pulled up and said do I want another paper-round. He said I'd only have to do 150 papers. When I asked him how much, he said £6. Now that is awful wages, I do 250 a week for £20. He then said, 'I have leaflets, but between you and me I don't give you any. But that's only between you and me, nobody else must find out' Now over the course of the conversation, he said that joke five times. I said, trying to be nice, give me a leaflet and I'll think about it. He insisted on wanting to know my name and address. Well, many thanks to a certain BSG member, whose name come into my head first. He thinks I'm called Dave Chapman.

Laughing out loud

I don't really have silly reasons to dislike people because I like most people and if I do happen to truely dislike someone, it's for a damn good reason! Sorry but it's true. I might dislike certain bits of their personality which may be silly but not the person as a whole.

Quote: Jack Massey @ January 9 2009, 12:06 PM GMT

People who tell really unfunny jokes and keep repeating them.
On my paper-round this week (keeps me fit and £20 in the pocket), this man pulled up and said do I want another paper-round. He said I'd only have to do 150 papers. When I asked him how much, he said £6. Now that is awful wages, I do 250 a week for £20. He then said, 'I have leaflets, but between you and me I don't give you any. But that's only between you and me, nobody else must find out' Now over the course of the conversation, he said that joke five times. I said, trying to be nice, give me a leaflet and I'll think about it. He insisted on wanting to know my name and address. Well, many thanks to a certain BSG member, whose name come into my head first. He thinks I'm called Dave Chapman.

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Sneaky beggars, do they have a website where they come up with these schemes; claiming to have lost wallet can you lend me train fare, asking if you speak english, pretending to know you...

The one time I give money is if a beggar says,

"I'm an alcoholic can I have some money for booze.."

or if they offer me sex.

Quote: Jack Massey @ January 9 2009, 12:06 PM GMT

People who tell really unfunny jokes and keep repeating them.
On my paper-round this week (keeps me fit and £20 in the pocket), this man pulled up and said do I want another paper-round. He said I'd only have to do 150 papers. When I asked him how much, he said £6. Now that is awful wages, I do 250 a week for £20. He then said, 'I have leaflets, but between you and me I don't give you any. But that's only between you and me, nobody else must find out' Now over the course of the conversation, he said that joke five times. I said, trying to be nice, give me a leaflet and I'll think about it. He insisted on wanting to know my name and address. Well, many thanks to a certain BSG member, whose name come into my head first. He thinks I'm called Dave Chapman.

He sounds like he's a pervert, what age are you Jack?

In Notting Hill I used to get begged off of people queuing for night clubs.

Surely it should have been the other way round?

Maybe one was David Cameron?

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