A coprophiliac might disagree.
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She can finger my shit any day of the week.
*No, not really. I don't fancy her. Much.*
Quote: Leevil @ January 8 2009, 2:52 PM GMTC**ts are wonderful things, aren't they Dr Mato?
when I looked it up on dictionary it seemed not right to me. However, I am out numbered in that thought so majority thinks okay. 
Being from Yorkshire I've been using the C word since early childhood. Often mum would say "Feather, have you washed the pots" and I would reply "Nah mum, I c**t reach the sink" or "Feather, fetch your dad from the pub and if I came back without him I'de tell her "I c**t find him"
Quote: Feather @ January 8 2009, 3:49 PM GMTBeing from Yorkshire I've been using the C word since early childhood. Often mum would say "Feather, have you washed the pots" and I would reply "Nah mum, I c**t reach the sink" or "Feather, fetch your dad from the pub and if I came back without him I'de tell her "I c**t find him"
Your first BSG joke! 
When will yours be, chip?
Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2009, 3:58 PM GMTYour first BSG joke!
Thanks Chipolata, I c**t agree more. (is that another one)?
Quote: Feather @ January 8 2009, 4:10 PM GMTThanks Chipolata, I c**t agree more. (is that another one)?
Don't get carried away.
I heard an interview with John Lydon where he expressed surprise that he could sing "pretty va-CUNT" and nobody seemed to notice.
Quote: WrongTale @ January 8 2009, 11:26 AM GMTvinegar strokes - Noun. The last thrusts of sexual intercourse, or masturbation, just prior to reaching orgasm. http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/v.htm
Honestly, this was in the book I'm translating now
Sorry Wrontale, peevish.co.uk is wrong. 'Vinegar Strokes' is actually the moment of coming. The expression derives from the way vinegar comes out of a bottle in long, heavy 'spurts' much like ejaculate comes out of a penis. I apologise if anyone's putting vinegar on their chips whilst reading this.
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 8 2009, 10:57 AM GMTThat'll do for the minute.
Nils, what a fantastic selection. Bang on the money. I'm mightily impressed!
Quote: Huge Bear @ January 8 2009, 8:01 AM GMTThis is a male-orientated thread. I've almost never met a woman who would use the word.
Your experience is the reverse of mine. The only women I know who don't use it regularly are my mother and her friends.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 8 2009, 4:37 PM GMTYour experience is the reverse of mine. The only women I know who don't use it regularly are my mother and her friends.
Well, not in your company! I bet they're c**ting uproariously between themselves.
Quote: Aaron @ January 8 2009, 4:42 PM GMTI bet they're c**ting uproariously between themselves.
What a strangely pleasing turn of phrase!
I hate the word, and the day I use it, will be on someone who is the worst of the worst!
I hate it too, to be honest. It's all over my English Lit text this year and we all just cringe when our teacher says it.
Yeah it would be bizarre to hear a teacher say it. Like when that woman said pussy on the news, talking about Frankie Boyle's joke.