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Quote: ContainsNuts @ July 8, 2007, 9:35 PM

Tandy Newton filling in so much better than Gervais the comedian did last week. That was funny.

I had to switch her off because her voice was so grating.

Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ July 8, 2007, 4:01 PM

Going the way we are, I reckon we'll be lucky if we make it to another thousand years on this planet. But we can all go to our doom singing the words to a Madonna track... so it can't be all bad, can it?

There'll be a new ice age before then. I hope.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 8, 2007, 7:47 PM

the top point is exactly why my friend wrote a 312 word complaint :D

Your friend has far too much time on his/her hands.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ July 8, 2007, 9:35 PM

Tandy Newton filling in so much better than Gervais 'the comedian' did last week. That was funny.

What the f**k is Tandy Newton?

Quote: charley rance @ July 9, 2007, 2:00 PM

Age is mean. Women get wrinkly & grey men become distinguished.

Thank you!

Quote: Mark @ July 9, 2007, 1:05 PM

I've just read that the total carbon footprint of the event, including the artists and spectators' travel and energy consumption, was apparently likely to have been at least 31,500 tonnes - which is more than 3,000 times the average Briton's annual footprint!

Carbon footprint - my arse!

What a pretentios twatish piece of jargon. It's not a f**king footprint! Feet make footprints - nothing else!

Quote: David Chapman @ July 9, 2007, 10:58 PM

What the f**k is Tandy Newton?

Some woman I guess. Google?

Quote: Aaron @ July 9, 2007, 11:14 PM

Some woman I guess. Google?

Can't be arsed. With a name like that she's probably a yank = not funny!

Quote: David Chapman @ July 9, 2007, 10:58 PM

What a pretentios twatish piece of jargon. It's not a f**king footprint! Feet make footprints - nothing else!

hear hear, and that 'hog roast' analogy is f**king stupid. Smug newsnight tossers.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 9, 2007, 10:58 PM

What the f**k is Tandy Newton?

Leevil will probably give you a picture but man is she attractive. She was the woman in Mission Impossible 2.

People with the biggest carbon footprints? Fire walkers

Quote: ajp29 @ July 10, 2007, 2:21 AM

People with the biggest carbon footprints? Fire walkers

Good one!!!

Carbon Footprint: an idea coined in some boardroom somewhere... no doubt while they thought 'outside of the box' & 'ran it up a flagpole' during a 'Blue Sky' session...

Quote: ajp29 @ July 10, 2007, 2:21 AM

Leevil will probably give you a picture but man is she attractive.

Meh. Nothing special.

Quote: Aaron @ July 10, 2007, 11:48 AM

Meh. Nothing special.

:O Aaron do like anyone or do you always view them through your Poison Ivy tinted Specticles?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 10, 2007, 7:52 AM

Good one!!!

Why thankyou Mr Chapman took me ten years to write that joke, fyrewalkers is so hard to spell.

Quote: ajp29 @ July 10, 2007, 2:48 PM

:O Aaron do like anyone or do you always view them through your Poison Ivy tinted Specticles?

Not always. But I have very refined tastes. ;)

Quote: Aaron @ July 11, 2007, 5:14 PM

Not always. But I have very refined tastes. ;)

You mean photos of you and the mirror Laughing out loud

Ew, no, not at all.

Quote: ajp29 @ July 10, 2007, 2:21 AM

Leevil will probably give you a picture but man is she attractive. She was the woman in Mission Impossible 2.

I think I remember her from ER, shes OK, but not my type.

:P

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