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WHITE teeth and TANS Page 2

Yep... that's the one. An English rose.

Although I do look pretty tanned in my avatar... but that's because I'd just got back from Tenerife.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2009, 11:38 AM GMT

Yep... that's the one. An English rose.

Although I do look pretty tanned in my avatar... but that's because I'd just got back from Tenerife.

That's not tanned, that's lightly pinked :D

Nice though.

Was it an all over tan?

A few white bits.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2009, 11:49 AM GMT

A few white bits.

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Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2009, 11:08 AM GMT

I prefer naturally darker skinned women, but white women with tans - real or fake - do nothing for me.

You do know your average glamour model is a white woman with a tan? There aren't many black or Asian ones, are there?

Yeah I kinda thought that, I must say. Maybe he makes special dispensation for bright orange women?

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 6 2009, 12:24 AM GMT

My question is why do some white chics want to be dark skinned?

Because they are f**king mentalists. Michael Jackson had the right idea.

Haha! Yeah, he does look awesome. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2009, 11:38 AM GMT

Although I do look pretty tanned in my avatar...

You do? :S

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2009, 2:16 PM GMT

Haha! Yeah, he does look awesome. :)

Well he has gone a bit extreme. Although I tend to go with the story about the skin pigmentation disease. Can't remember what it's called.

I am disturbingly pale with proper rubbish English teeth. Never did me any harm. *selects noose from special shelf* .

Vitiligo?

Summink like that. Yes, I believe that too.

The thing about that is it tends to affect in large patches, not all over so I think that's why people don't believe him.

Well if I had it, perhaps especially if I was in the public eye, I'd want to even myself out I think. Good on him.

Quote: sootyj @ January 6 2009, 7:11 AM GMT

So your dentists assisstant is either hugely ignorant or a bit racist.

Jeez were her fake boobs putting a strain on her brain?

I am going for the ignorant on this one. :D

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