Quote: Lee Henman @ January 5 2009, 8:28 PM GMTNo they really do.
Funny idea! Nobody would buy them of course, but still...funny idea!
I will be the first customer.........get paypal and sell them online.
Funny Cards. Page 3
Quote: zooo @ January 5 2009, 7:22 PM GMTWhat was the picture?
Was it you and the family in festive jumpers seated about the Christmas tree?
Lol, no.
It was taken two weeks before Christmas in my back Garden.
I called it 'Chilli Christmas' for the cards and got the hole in the leaf repaired.
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2009, 10:28 AM GMTgot the hole in the leaf repaired.
Did you do it in the first place? With a hole punch? It seems perfectly round.
Some wriggling little creature I should imagine had been chomping on it.
The red bits ended up in my Christmas pork roast.
The red bits were probably home for the wriggling chomping little creature. 
Could explain why no one wanted seconds!
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2009, 11:45 AM GMTseconds!
Great film starring Rock Hudson.
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2009, 11:12 AM GMTThe red bits ended up in my Christmas pork roast.
Possibly the most anti-Jewish meal ever?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 6 2009, 1:02 PM GMTPossibly the most anti-Jewish meal ever?
I thnk I would prefer the term non kosher.
Or did you just mean CHristmas Dinner.
Are chilli's not kosher then - am I a Traifnyak for eating them with such delight?
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2009, 1:37 PM GMTI thnk I would prefer the term non kosher.
Or did you just mean CHristmas Dinner.
Are chilli's not kosher then - am I a Traifnyak for eating them with such delight?
Chillis are just vile and have no place in a roast dinner - especially at Christmas.
Yeah but it was just a litle in a slow roast pork, and I was following well known gedicht and Jewish person Nigella Lawson's recipe!
It was Geshmak!
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2009, 10:28 AM GMTLol, no.
It was taken two weeks before Christmas in my back Garden.
I called it 'Chilli Christmas' for the cards and got the hole in the leaf repaired.
That doesn't look like real snow Mr P. I reckon it's some discarded nose candy from one of your legendary coke-fuelled showbiz parties. That hole in the leaf was caused by an errant hot rock of crack falling from Amy Winehouse's pipe, I'll be bound.
Dolly D has the cracked pipe remember!
This was the one I almost used.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 5 2009, 6:30 PM GMTI reckon there's a gap in the market for humourous sympathy cards. I've come up with a couple of ideas;
Like on the front it reads "Sorry to hear you've lost a loved one" and inside it says "Have you tried looking down the back of the sofa?!"
Because things get lost down the back of the sofa. It's funny because it's true. It could also come with a badge that features a crying face or a coffin or something and the words "Grieving Today" or "Don't mind me I'm mourning!".
What do you reckon? I might invest a couple of grand running up a few thousand and see how they sell...
Always have a badge attached to the card, instead of "I'm 6" or whatever it would say "I'm dead" or "I'm an orphan".
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 5 2009, 5:43 PM GMTResearch, look at other cards and maybe buy a book. There is one by Molly Wigand 'How to write and sell greetings cards'.
There's always a book, isn't there, by someone who can't do what they're telling you how to do.
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 6 2009, 2:14 PM GMTThat doesn't look like real snow Mr P. I reckon it's some discarded nose candy from one of your legendary coke-fuelled showbiz parties. That hole in the leaf was caused by an errant hot rock of crack falling from Amy Winehouse's pipe, I'll be bound.
MarcP has friends?