WHITE teeth and TANS

I went to the dentist today for a checkup. No cavities, never ever had a cavity. My teeth are white and look fine.

HOWEVER, the dental assistants had teeth I thought were to escort in airplanes in the dark of night. They were too white.

Also, the dental ass. who took me to the room asked me where I tan?

I said, tan?

She said.......... yes where do you go to tan.

I said............ I was born this way.

She said............. did your mom eat lots of carrots when she was pregnant?

I said........... eh?

I wondered why all the dental worker chics looked so darked skinned and now I think they do this thing called "go to tan"

My question is why do some white chics want to be dark skinned? Do they not like being white?

and why do they have teeth sooooooo white I need UV glasses to look at them?

Do they have over white teeth to make up for the over tan skin?

What is this all about?

Sometimes a healthy, sun blushed tan, can look good. But 99% of people are wasting their time, especially with tanning beds.

I have been told my teeth light up under UV light!

Enough people notice the teeth anyway so I wouldn't do anything more (they aren't Alan Carr style or anything, it's the fact I have a bunny gap) to draw attention. But I would mind a bit of glow now and then as I as so white!

Some dark skinned women want to have lighter skin too.

People are crazy.

Quote: zooo @ January 6 2009, 2:34 AM GMT

Some dark skinned women want to have lighter skin too.

People are crazy.

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I do not know any that strive to be lighter.Cept a man named Michael something

But this is crazy talk

She said............. did your mom eat lots of carrots when she was pregnant?

No there are plenty of them I'm afraid.

They sell tons of skin lightening creams in Singapore, Japan etc. And I'm sure other places.

But yeah, what the hell with the carrots?!

Was you hopping mad?

118118 has killed my brain.

Beta-carotene is found in carrots and can turn your skin bronze/orange if you consume a lot of carrot or pumpkin products. Some people also claim that it helps acquire a regular tan, too.

I think many of the spray-on tan products use beta-carotene or a similar substance. That's why they tend to look orange.

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 6 2009, 2:40 AM GMT

I do not know any that strive to be lighter.Cept a man named Michael something

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1114088.stm

Quote: DaButt @ January 6 2009, 2:53 AM GMT

Beta-carotene is found in carrots and can turn your skin bronze/orange if you consume a lot of carrot or pumpkin products. Some people also claim that it helps acquire a regular tan, too.

I think many of the spray-on tan products use beta-carotene or a similar substance. That's why they tend to look orange.

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I am not orange so now I think that dental chic ass is a nutter.

Quote: catskillz @ January 6 2009, 3:35 AM GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1114088.stm

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I did not know of this, thank you for link. Very sad.

Quote: Leevil @ January 6 2009, 2:44 AM GMT

Was you hopping mad?

118118 has killed my brain.

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No I was laughing and told the dentist he hires bimbos and asked did they at least have real tits? He turned red.

So your dentists assisstant is either hugely ignorant or a bit racist.

Jeez were her fake boobs putting a strain on her brain?

For centuries amongst white people in the western world being pale was a sign of wealth and hence health and beauty as only workers were tanned from their labours in the great outdoors. Then gradually, with the industrial revolution and workers beginning to toil in factories and were hence paler, and foreign travel became common for the wealthy, the reverse was seen as an 'ideal' of beauty - being tanned was associatated with health and glamour. The trend has now started to have a new twist with a fake tan and/or sunbed use seen as very tacky and lower class.

I prefer naturally darker skinned women, but white women with tans - real or fake - do nothing for me. And talking of freakishly white teeth on orange women - Jodie Marsh.

I am so pale... but I look so healthy after I get back from holiday. I can't be bothered with fake tanning though! BORING!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2009, 11:25 AM GMT

I am so pale... but I look so healthy after I get back from holiday. I can't be bothered with fake tanning though! BORING!

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Pale and interesting?