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Quote: zooo @ January 5 2009, 7:27 PM GMT

Why, do you have 3? :O

:D :D :D :D :D ;)

Are they the wrong way 'round?

Quote: Leevil @ January 5 2009, 7:27 PM GMT

Are they the wrong way 'round?

:D :D :D :D :D

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 5 2009, 7:25 PM GMT

Oh I see, all abouts tits and ass. Well he would be surprised, I tell ya!! Angry

I think me you and Sooty would make a great team. Make sure you bring your poking stick though. Sooty never does his share of the washing up. Plus how did you get Rubes on board? Did you bribe her with soft fluffy things? Cunning like rhubarb.

Ross before I share an desert island with you, have you done anything about your sleep cannibalism?

Quote: sootyj @ January 5 2009, 9:37 PM GMT

Ross before I share an desert island with you, have you done anything about your sleep cannibalism?

I'm on a special diet of liver fava beans and chianti.

I prefer younger beans I like.

BIG PAUSE

Daughter beans !

Badumtish!

Quote: sootyj @ January 5 2009, 9:46 PM GMT

Badumtish!

Gonna be on your headstone :P

Quote: roscoff @ January 5 2009, 9:31 PM GMT

I think me you and Sooty would make a great team. Make sure you bring your poking stick though. Sooty never does his share of the washing up. Plus how did you get Rubes on board? Did you bribe her with soft fluffy things? Cunning like rhubarb.

I like her. She is fun. She also appreciates the finer things in life. Like My little pony and things that are good to eat so she will be a good team mate. Plus she is NO pushover. ;)

Awwwwww, Doc, thank you! I do tae bo twice a week Pleased. I would HAVE to smuggle Robyn and Elliot in my hand luggage for a daily AWWWWW fix.

I couldn't cope on a Desert Island. This is why....

Island Diary

Day one: Roo arrives on island. Fun times and coconut cake is had.
Day two: Roo asks where can she plug in her hair dryer.
Day three: Everyone else on island gets murdered and Roo makes a skin boat.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 12:49 AM GMT

Island Diary

Day one: Roo arrives on island. Fun times and coconut cake is had.
Day two: Roo asks where can she plug in her hair dryer.
Day three: Everyone else on island gets murdered and Roo makes a skin boat.

:D

**Uses Rosscoffs' leg as paddle**

Mutters: Make ME do the washing up will ya......

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 1:22 AM GMT

**Uses Rosscoffs' leg as paddle**

Mutters: Make ME do the washing up will ya......

He will never make you wash up. Oh and Roo...... you and I have a laptop with internet and that fancy new watch any telly program thing. :D

Oh and sootyj will wave a fan to dry your hair. :D

DVDs: Seinfeld seasons 1-9, Monty Python's F.C.

Luxury item: Fridge.

Books: The Outsider and

BSGers: Chipolata and EllieJP

a few more essentials ...

Food: Pasta and chicken.

Drink: Milk and beer (Smithwicks).

Girls: Jessica Biel and Kelly Brook.

Albums: Bringing It All Back Home, The Stone Roses.

Films: The Empire Strikes Back, American Graffiti.

I'd regret not bringing BlackAdder and The Queen Is Dead, which are my #1 favourites from each field, but I've got a top notch mix nonetheless

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 1:49 AM BST

Awwwwww, Doc, thank you! I do tae bo twice a week Pleased. I would HAVE to smuggle Robyn and Elliot in my hand luggage for a daily AWWWWW fix.

:$:$:$ Didn't notice that before.

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