Enough with the short already Mr Leevil, he has admitted to sensitivity on the issue!
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Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2009, 7:03 PM GMTEnough with the short already Mr Leevil, he has admitted to sensitivity on the issue!
Thanks Marc. I'm glad SOMEBODY has some tact.
ON a serious note Comrade if you can't think of a funny enough one with the tossing of a coin, change it to something else gambling wise. I don't know what. Scissors, stone, paper for eg.
GARY:
Tell you what I'll scissors, stone and paper you for it.
BLOKE:
Alright.
GARY:
It's your book you go first.
BLOKE HOLDS OUT A FIST.
BLOKE:
Stone.
GARY HOLDS OUT HIS PALM.
GARY:
Paper! I win. Cheers mate.
HE GRINS, TAKES THE BOOK AND WALKS OFF. BLOKE LOOKS AT HIS FIST FOR A MOMENT, OPENS IT, THEN SCOWLS AND FORMS IT BACK IN TO A FIST AGAIN AND SHOUTS OUT ANGRILY.
BLOKE:
Oi!
GARY PICKS UP HIS PACE.
Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2009, 7:03 PM GMTEnough with the short already Mr Leevil, he has admitted to sensitivity on the issue!
Quote: Seefacts @ January 5 2009, 7:10 PM GMTtact.
Maybe he doesn't have any coins so resorts to tossing a £5 note. There is no witty punchline, but I just like the idea of flicking a fiver in to the air and watching it slowly fall back down.
Maybe that's just me...
Goodbye.
How about going even further with an online transaction?
Quote: Marc P @ January 5 2009, 7:12 PM GMTON a serious note Comrade if you can't think of a funny enough one with the tossing of a coin, change it to something else gambling wise. I don't know what. Scissors, stone, paper for eg.
GARY:
Tell you what I'll scissors, stone and paper you for it.BLOKE:
Alright.GARY:
It's your book you go first.BLOKE HOLDS OUT A FIST.
BLOKE:
Stone.GARY HOLDS OUT HIS PALM.
GARY:
Paper! I win. Cheers mate.HE GRINS, TAKES THE BOOK AND WALKS OFF. BLOKE LOOKS AT HIS FIST FOR A MOMENT, OPENS IT, THEN SCOWLS AND FORMS IT BACK IN TO A FIST AGAIN AND SHOUTS OUT ANGRILY.
BLOKE:
Oi!GARY PICKS UP HIS PACE.
Excellent. A bit of lateral thought. With your permission I'll use something along those lines.
Quote: Comrade @ January 5 2009, 7:48 PM GMTExcellent. A bit of lateral thought. With your permission I'll use something along those lines.
Absolutely.
Now if only script editors were that easy to please. 