If your home PC were to become self-aware, what would be its first thought?
Self Aware
Quote: David Bussell @ January 2 2009, 2:02 PM GMTIf your home PC were to become self-aware, what would be its first thought?
That junkmates selling of hooves may be a good idea. 
Quote: David Bussell @ January 2 2009, 2:02 PM GMTIf your home PC were to become self-aware, what would be its first thought?
Destroy all Mash Patato.
Advance to DefCon 4.
Would you like to play a game?
Quote: David Bussell @ January 2 2009, 2:02 PM GMTIf your home PC were to become self-aware, what would be its first thought?
Why am I in the loft and no one comes to play any more?
Actually mine would be more likely to be,
"The horror, the horror,"
or maybe
"Are you bored? Let's go do some evil."
realistically it would be,
"Euurgghh you dirty bastard not all over my monitor,"
"Can someone please, for the love of god, hoover these sandwich crumbs up?!"
"I worked hard as a good Hindu and he brings me back as a f**king computer!"
"Shit where are my legs?!"
It would probably go shopping on its own.
Mine would, without a doubt, inform me to stop arsing about and get writing.
Of all the PC users in all the world, I had to end up with this prat.
Something about "For God sake, just press the right buttons more often."
Mine's an Apple Mac. So it would just be reaaaaaally smug. "H|ey look, I have flashy useless features *makes windows move in slow motion*"
Quote: PhQnix @ January 2 2009, 11:31 PM GMTMine's an Apple Mac. So it would just be reaaaaaally smug. "H|ey look, I have flashy useless features *makes windows move in slow motion*"
What about smug"git.com?