Desert Island BSG

I'm bored and I've written my gags for today for 118 118.

So here's a jolly thread.

You're trapped on a Desert Island and you're permitted the following luxuries.

2 DVD box sets (and yes you get a DVD player and TV and yes they're solar powered).

1 Luxury item.

2 Books.

2 BSGers, who as you have a gun or something will do as they're told.

Sootyj's initial choice.

DVDs, The Complete Black Adder and the complete Dr Who including the stuff the BBC wipeed.

Luxury item. Laptop able to send my usual torrent of crappy jokes to lucky recipeients.

Books. Origin of the Species/Bible and a Dictionary.

BSGers. Ruby and Aaron.

I may explain my choices later or not.

Does the laptop come with an internet connection then?

Yes but only connected to writing recipient and BSG (where no one would help me escape).

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 1:08 PM GMT

I'm bored and I've written my gags for today for 118 118.

So here's a jolly thread.

You're trapped on a Desert Island and you're permitted the following luxuries.

2 DVD box sets (and yes you get a DVD player and TV and yes they're solar powered).

1 Luxury item.

2 Books.

2 BSGers, who as you have a gun or something will do as they're told.

Sootyj's initial choice.

DVDs, The Complete Black Adder and the complete Dr Who including the stuff the BBC wipeed.

Luxury item. Laptop able to send my usual torrent of crappy jokes to lucky recipeients.

Books. Origin of the Species/Bible and a Dictionary.

BSGers. Ruby and Aaron.

I may explain my choices later or not.

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Books ~ The SAS Survivor Handbook and Pipi Longstockings (all in translation to Lakota)

DVD's Complete set of Corner Gas and Only Fools and Horses

Luxury ~ Lap top (solar power)

BSG ers~ Sooty and Roscoff and if I could have one extra please it would be Ruby.

Books ~ The Van by Roddy Doyle and PG Wodehouse Jeeves and Wooster Omnibus

DVD~ Complete Still Game & Life on Mars 1&2

Luxury ~Laptop and interweb thingy

BSG ers ~ I'll get back to you on that one

Ok every one gets a laptop cos we all say that.

New luxury item, olive tree and chilli bush for sootyj.

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 1:28 PM GMT

Ok every one gets a laptop cos we all say that.

New luxury item, olive tree and chilli bush for sootyj.

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New luxury Item ~ cases of Magellan GIN and luxury shampoo sets for my crop of hair and Roo.

Book - 'How to make a boat out of sand'

You can eat the BSGrs or something.

Surely your luxury item would be Steve Wright and a very big pot?

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 1:08 PM GMT

BSGers. Ruby and Aaron.

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You do realise eventually this will mean only 1 BSG'er and my money's on Ruby.

I'm not actually mean or violent at all in real life, so I'd think so too.

Quote: Griff @ December 31 2008, 1:36 PM GMT

(1) I want my desert island to be Dunk Island off the coast of Queensland.

(2) DVDs = "How To Eradicate Deadly Snakes and Spiders" and "How To Eradicate Steve Wright In The Afternoon"

(2) Luxury item = The Plantation cocktail bar and restaurant, fully stocked and attractively staffed.

(3) Two books = "1001 Great Cocktails" book plus Room Service menu.

(4) 2 BSGers? Are you kidding?

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What no BSG er's?

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 1:40 PM GMT

You can eat the BSGrs or something.

Surely your luxury item would be Steve Wright and a very big pot?

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Eat BSG ers?

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 31 2008, 2:40 PM GMT

You do realise eventually this will mean only 1 BSG'er and my money's on Ruby.

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My money is on Roo too! Go Roo!!!!!

*Locks Azza in safe room*

Quote: zooo @ December 31 2008, 3:15 PM GMT

*Locks Azza in safe room*

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And puts extra large pot on the stove.

Before crushing a satsuma and laughing in an off key evil manner.

Why are fantasising about eating Aaron?

2 DVD box sets - MGM Musicals Collection, John Wayne Collection

1 Luxury item - Danny Banks (who I would get to bring a sand chair with him so that only counts as one right?)

2 Books - The Bible and Marc P's new book.

2 BSGers - choosing from those who are currently active, Slagg A for in depth discussion and exchanging of views, Marc P to help me with my writing projects.