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Quote: DaButt @ December 31 2008, 2:20 AM GMT

I always wondered how easy it would be to find tortillas in the UK. The grocers here in Texas often have a big tortilla-making machine that's constantly spitting out fresh ones. Yum.

This is my favorite condiment when I make tacos and fajitas:

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Oooooo yumski. I use my own Henman's Reserve. I've almost ran out though

I have an Apache chili plant

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that I've harvested a tad too much. Only two chillis left. I mince one of those bad boys up and mix in some sundried tomatoes and garlic etc and it's ready to go.

Quote: DaButt @ December 31 2008, 2:20 AM GMT

I always wondered how easy it would be to find tortillas in the UK.

Not as easy as Texas, I imagine. But easy enough. But I don't know how they compare to yours?

Quote: Leevil @ December 31 2008, 2:33 AM GMT

Not as easy as Texas, I imagine. But easy enough. But I don't know how they compare to yours?

There's really not much to them: corn or flour; lard or no lard; small, medium or large. I'd be more worried about finding the proper chillies.

I'd die without Mexican food.

Well, I've not really heard of anyone growing them, well decent ones anyway. Henman, where did you get that plant from? You should be able to find what you want though, I can't see why we would not have anything like that. Just might not be as fresh ;)

But I always like my Mexican food bought or homemade too.

Quote: Leevil @ December 31 2008, 2:56 AM GMT

But I always like my Mexican food bought or homemade too.

I like mine made by Mexicans. ;)

At least an inch of my waistline came courtesy of my friend's wife, Raquel.

Lol. But Si, I'm sure you'll have no trouble, especially in old London town.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 10:57 PM GMT

Pathetic. Really pathetic. Rolling eyes You honestly think I've not heard that all before?

Ahem. Now that everyone's calmed down (including myself)...

Ruby. Just like almost every other post I make in this particular forum, what I said shouldn't have been taken - certainly wasn't intended - with the slightest bit of seriousness. As zooo said:

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2008, 11:06 PM GMT

I just would have thought you might know him a bit after all the time on this board. That'saaall.

I was, evidently, a little naive to think that you'd know that, after our previous discussion. Perhaps it was also a little unwise to use the personal rather than impersonal pronoun, but I don't think that anyone else here takes what people say seriously or literally.

Maybe I should add "Tee hee hee! Kidding! ;)" to the end of my posts.

So, sorry. And that. I shall add "be more careful of comments around Ruby" to my resolutions post-haste.

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Quote: Lee Henman @ December 31 2008, 2:12 AM GMT

Tonight I told the missus I was going to cook one of my speciality currys, but then I went to Tescos and there was no chicken left so I decided to buy some mince and peppers and tortillas and spices etc and do a Mexican feast instead.

When I came in with all the ingredients she sneered at my Mexican plans so I said "F**k it then, you can have Super Noodles!" and flounced out, giving it the big Diva treatment. That'll learn her.

After a few minutes reflection I realised I was being a knob and cooked it anyway. It was yum with a capital Burp. Ariba!

No chicken? Where's your nearest Tesco Mogadishu?

Quote: Aaron @ December 31 2008, 9:52 AM GMT

Ahem. Now that everyone's calmed down (including myself)...

Ruby. Just like almost every other post I make in this particular forum, what I said shouldn't have been taken - certainly wasn't intended - with the slightest bit of seriousness. As zooo said:

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Ahem Aaron no offence intended, but it's not always easy to tell.

n.b. with other discussin there's a couple of take aways in Islington that make fresh Tacos. Otherwise it's striaght out of a box.

Still bet you can't get a decent steak and kidney pudding in Houston or a Black pudding.

Quote: Aaron @ December 30 2008, 11:40 PM GMT

No, but she's actually the mother of Cherie Blair. Sick

Surely Tony Booth?

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 9:59 AM GMT

Ahem Aaron no offence intended, but it's not always easy to tell.

Such as?

Perhaps I should issue a directive stating that "Aaron should not be taken seriously in the respective part(s) of any post where he is insulting or otherwise criticising any other member, or any group of persons. Except the French. Who are scum."

Mm?

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 9:59 AM GMT

Still bet you can't get a decent steak and kidney pudding in Houston or a Black pudding.

www.feasthouston.com

Never underestimate the number of ex-pats in the U.S.

Quote: Leevil @ December 31 2008, 2:56 AM GMT

Well, I've not really heard of anyone growing them, well decent ones anyway. Henman, where did you get that plant from?

My missus bought me it in the summer from the local garden centre for 4.99. A bargain, sir. My poor anus has certainly had its money's worth.
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Quote: Lee Henman @ December 31 2008, 11:26 AM GMT

My poor anus has certainly had its money's worth.
>_<

Your new signature?

Quote: Aaron @ December 31 2008, 9:52 AM GMT

Ahem. Now that everyone's calmed down (including myself)...

Ruby. Just like almost every other post I make in this particular forum, what I said shouldn't have been taken - certainly wasn't intended - with the slightest bit of seriousness.
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Don't tell me you're developing a conscience Aaron?!

In a petri dish in a lab.

It's written in XHTML.

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