Seefacts
Wednesday 11th July 2007 1:44am
4,203 posts
I'm going to end up repeating myself but what the hey. Here's what I'd do.
BBC: Needs s sitcom with a cast containing only adults (this whole family nonsense doesn't help, just because you 15 doesn't mean you can't enjoy a show with adults in. I was watching Red Dwarf at 9, and it influenced me incredibly)
More episodes, okay maybe not 24 but at least 12.
On a creative level we need proper characters, not just actors saying lines. Ben Harper isn't a character. He's just Robert Lyndsay saying some lines. George Costanza on the other hand, is the greatest character ever conceived. We need characters, not famous faces saying lines. I'm not saying you can't have a big star, but it's got to be a correct balance.
Not 'we need a vehicle for so-and-so'. I think the problem is that people in the industry - the Fred Barrons of this world might get told things like 'Oh, Nick Lyndhurst is looking for a new show to be in' etc. New writers with no commissions might have actors in mind when they write (I mostly never do), but on the whole their characters are new in their head. Individual, real characters. My Hero was an example. Someone believed that superhero + Ardal O'Hanlon (hot property a few years after Ted) was good enough to constitutes a show. No, it doesn't. Ensemble piece needed, not one star and a load of people dishing out feed-lines.
Have a team of say, 6-7 writers - some new, some old. Maybe get someone like Simon Nye to head it (but again, make sure he creates characters, not like Hardware where it's just famous people saying lots of identi-kit one-liners) Scripts first, casting later. No fitting in the must-have actors of the day, as with Hardware. It's like Steve McClaren fitting in the 'best' 11 players rather than coming up with a tactic, then putting the right people in after.
Allow new writers. Allow spec scripts to be written from new people. Okay, they'd have to wade through 4000 scripts that'd mostly be guff. Maybe tighten it slightly and say you need recommendation first from someone in the industry just to close the net and sort out the shite first.
No journeymen writers allowed. No one who's worked on a show with multiple writers before (if it was shite). Make it appealing for people like Bain & Armstrong to get on board (they've written for other shows before)
Nothing quirky or with a fad or hook. Just keep it simple. Simple can be funny. I think a stand up being in it would be a help, I don't know why, but it'd offer something a bit different. I think Lee Mack has got mainstream star written all over him.
Open the show up in terms of characters - look at the best four US shows I mentioned in the other thread (Friends, Seinfeld, Frasier, Simpsons) all have wide open characters lists - but always falls back to the main core. Have occasional appearances of parents etc, maybe played by bigger actors but AGAIN they must be characters not an excuse for Richard Wilson to turn up.
Pay the writers more and make sure the show-runner is someone with a clear vision and drive. Having mentioned Bain & Armstrong, they'd be ideal candidates to have go.
So that's it. A few ideas. Quite exciting actually, I'd love to be involved in a good BBC team written show with a real drive. Shame the BBC don't seem to be doing it right.