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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:26 PM GMT

He actually dumped me way before the text. I found out what he had been doing through someone else afterwards. He was evil, cold, and a liar and I am better off.

She was a selfish cow who enjoyed belittling her own friends to make herself feel better. She had known because he came onto her. she knew what he was doing but never told me. They can both go to hell.

THats so shit. Atleast their going to hell for it though, and Ruby is going to Ruby land huzzah.

With cake houses, lollipop trees, tropical juice rivers, and whipped cream mountains!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:28 PM GMT

He ended up totally screwing up his acting career with gambling and drugs and now works as a window cleaner and as for her, I don't think I can really post what I did on here!

Whistling nnocently A cluueee?

Everybody gets the dealt the hand they deserve in the end. Glad you got some sort of revenge.

Let's just say she drank a lot of great tasting tea......

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:30 PM GMT

Let's just say she drank a lot of great tasting tea......

Is that Cockney rhyming slang?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:30 PM GMT

Let's just say she drank a lot of great tasting tea......

That's nice of you. I wish you was pissed off with me.

Besides, now I have my husband Ian W, secret bitch Gavin, secreter and kinkier bitch Slag A, and my adoptive daughter Robyn!

Quote: Leevil @ December 30 2008, 11:32 PM GMT

That's nice of you. I wish you was pissed off with me.

Good choice of word, "pissed".

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:28 PM GMT

He ended up totally screwing up his acting career with gambling and drugs and now works as a window cleaner

You went out with Robin Askwith? :O

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:34 PM GMT

Good choice of word, "pissed".

Thank you. :) Now where's that cup...of...te.. :O

Ooooo, zip up your fly Nil, your age is showing. Pleased

Quote: Leevil @ December 30 2008, 11:37 PM GMT

Thank you. :) Now where's that cup...of...te.. :O

Angelic

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 11:38 PM GMT

Ooooo, zip up your fly Nil, your age is showing. Pleased

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 30 2008, 11:35 PM GMT

You went out with Robin Askwith? :O

No, but she's actually the mother of Cherie Blair. Sick

Tonight I told the missus I was going to cook one of my speciality currys, but then I went to Tescos and there was no chicken left so I decided to buy some mince and peppers and tortillas and spices etc and do a Mexican feast instead.

When I came in with all the ingredients she sneered at my Mexican plans so I said "F**k it then, you can have Super Noodles!" and flounced out, giving it the big Diva treatment. That'll learn her.

After a few minutes reflection I realised I was being a knob and cooked it anyway. It was yum with a capital Burp. Ariba!

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 31 2008, 2:12 AM GMT

I decided to buy some mince and peppers and tortillas

I always wondered how easy it would be to find tortillas in the UK. The grocers here in Texas often have a big tortilla-making machine that's constantly spitting out fresh ones. Yum.

This is my favorite condiment when I make tacos and fajitas:

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