Is there a joke in there somewhere? Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ December 30 2008, 5:11 PM GMT

As in where to send them? None of 'em they probably won't use them and I doubt they pay.

As for inspiration Sun, Guardian and BBC news website are my big 3.

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I wasn't asking as where to send them,just wondering if you folks would use something from a broadsheet as opposed to a red top,if something different may have been reported in a broadsheet?Example todays Gerrard story in the Express and Telegraph.The Telegraph reports the fight started over the use of a swipe card,which offers up more avenues for punch/swipe jokes etc.No report of swipe cards in the Express.Would you use swipe card jokes knowing they may fall on deaf ears if not reported elsewhere?Does that make sense?

Hmm had a couple of ideas for this story today:

Not content with scoring two goals, "Super Stevie G" went on to hit the bar, before he struck a DJ.

Steven Gerrard once again proved that whichever club he's at, he's always up for a fight.

Asked to comment, he said "eeeeeeeeeeeh". Which, coincidentally, is nearly the sound the police cars made as they made to take him away.

Sources say that Gerrard wanted to take the free kick, but the man got up in time.
It's won't be the last time an opponent covers his nuts while Gerrard takes a free-kick.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 4:43 PM GMT

Just been watching the news and saw Michael Shields wearing a "Free Steven Gerrard" t-shirt!

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now that's funny.

Steven Gerrard is ashamed of himself, as he is supposed to be a role model for the children of Liverpool.

And he never even knifed the bastard.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 9:03 PM GMT

Steven Gerrard is ashamed of himself, as he is supposed to be a role model for the children of Liverpool.

And he never even knifed the bastard.

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>_<

Quote: steve @ December 30 2008, 9:50 PM GMT

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Carlsberg don't do stereotypes...

but Steven Gerrard does

Here's a few off the cuff:

Steven Gerrard arrested for brawling in the street - kops a bit of trouble with the law.

When asked how he felt on his release from Police custody Gerrard commented - Aw eh mate, a bit Shankly likh.

Gerrard says he never walks alone when it's all about to kick off.

Yule never walk alone! Liverpool captain and pals in Christmas fracas.

Vinnie Jones? He's a big girl's blouse comments Liverpool skipper.

Gerrard's legal team to clear his name just as Souness possible.

Peace and love! Ringo Star breathes huge sigh of relief as press find new celebrity scouser to hound.

A few more:

Which is the odd one out, Liverpool Title Fight?
Title its the only one Steve Gerrard hasn't been apart of.

Whats the defination of a cellphone?
Something Steve Gerrard will use to call his wife on.

Whats Steve Gerrards favorite group?
The Beat-alls.

If Liverpool put Steve Gerrard up for sale,will there have to be a cell buy
date on the transfer?

Whats Steve Gerrard's favorite dog?
Boxer.

Good, but pinching a Powerpuff Girls gag?

Quote: sootyj @ December 31 2008, 11:30 AM GMT

Good, but pinching a Powerpuff Girls gag?

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Sooty lost me on that one.Have missed something?

They had a whole episode on the Beat-alls.

Just showing off my geekiness.

Spent to much time watching Johnny Bravo.Wish I'd
changed channels.Can I still claim the beat-alls gag? Second thoughts perhaps
not.

If I'm the only one who noticed go for it, they've used older gags than that.

Benitez is insisting that Steve Gerrard has a hearing test.
Apparently his mates asked him to get some smack off the DJ.
Not to give him one !