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I did not know until today.... Page 8

That could come in very useful in the future.

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ December 30 2008, 8:50 PM GMT

I did not know that to rid your clothes of blood you must soak them in cold, not hot water.

And apparently spit on the blood if it's a small bit. There's enzymes in your saliva which will suposedly hydrolyse the blood protein molecules so it washes out.

If you are ever a suspect in a murder they are going to use this thread as evidence against you.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:46 PM GMT

What if you're bald?

Then your a greedy f**ker.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:54 PM GMT

If you are ever a suspect in a murder they are going to use this thread as evidence against you.

My dad's on the police murder squad so they'd think he helped me, too.

My fav fact of all time is.

If you boot a lion up the arse really really hard, then it will bite you & bite you until you are dead, then eat you.

Thank you for that in put son.

He's like Boyd in Waking The Dead...

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:54 PM GMT

If you are ever a suspect in a murder they are going to use this thread as evidence against you.

There's not a single thread of evidence to back that up.

Oh.

If you walk in a straight line towards a rabbit you can kick it in the face, it can not see directly ahead.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 30 2008, 8:57 PM GMT

He's like Boyd in Waking The Dead...

He's not! You just wish he was!

Boyd would get it.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

Men can breastfeed babies

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 9:05 PM GMT

Men can breastfeed babies

What! How! *HAS A LOOK JUST TO MAKE SURE*

steal a baby & try it.

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