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How can anyone know what the moon smells like?

Quote: Leevil @ December 30 2008, 8:31 PM GMT

I'm left handed Charley, spread 'em.

Aren't you sad, you have just learned you are going to die 9 years earlier than us righties.

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2008, 8:32 PM GMT

How can anyone know what the moon smells like?

It smells of cheese, Gromit.

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2008, 8:32 PM GMT

How can anyone know what the moon smells like?

They brought back samples.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:33 PM GMT

Aren't you sad, you have just learned you are going to die 9 years earlier than us righties.

No if I kill you all first. Cool

John F. Kennedy was an accomplished ventriloquist.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:34 PM GMT

They brought back samples.

Hmmmmmm. But that's how bit of the moon smells on earth.

I don't buy it!

What website you looking at Charley? Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ December 30 2008, 8:35 PM GMT

Hmmmmmm. But that's how bit of the moon smells on earth.

I don't buy it!

I thought that too but my brother ended the argument by saying 'Have you ever been to the moon? Well then f**k up' but he hasn't been either, he just read it in a book.

I am on a roll Leevill

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White

Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms *Runs to B&Q*

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian

Bored now so I will stop.

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:38 PM GMT

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms *Runs to B&Q*

Sex with a smurf would be awesome.

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian

I'd check this but cannot figure it out in the mirror.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:36 PM GMT

I thought that too but my brother ended the argument by saying 'Have you ever been to the moon? Well then f**k up' but he hasn't been either, he just read it in a book.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian

I don't part my hair whats that mean?

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian

Well that's a load of rubbish!

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