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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:07 PM GMT

You're lucky, we don't have people to pack our bags for us, our local Tesco motto is 'Do It Your F**king Self'.

Oh I hate that. Lazy feckers!

I was in Tescos a few weeks back, there were no Weetabix on the shelf, I asked if they had any, the girl looked at me funny and then said 'yes there's some out the back' and then just continued to stack the shelf.' Was I expected to go and get them myself? I just walked away laughing.

Quote: Griff @ December 30 2008, 8:07 PM GMT

Blood Orange - The future's bright... BUT NOT FOR YOU

That's so good that if you don't, I'm going to dismantle it and send it to 118 118.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 8:07 PM GMT

You're lucky, we don't have people to pack our bags for us, our local Tesco motto is 'Do It Your F**king Self'.

I do it myself, but I have to wait for my heavy shopping.

Waitrose though are always nice.

Wasteful! Wasteful! The shame. Tut.

I just point all of my shopping straight back into the trolley. (Unless I'm not getting much, in which case I make sure to take a backpack and shove it all in there.)

No bags used. :)

I also use a backpack.

Why are you judging my shopping?

Quote: Aaron @ December 30 2008, 8:19 PM GMT

Wasteful! Wasteful! The shame. Tut.

I just point all of my shopping straight back into the trolley. (Unless I'm not getting much, in which case I make sure to take a backpack and shove it all in there.)

No bags used. :)

I have bags for life. :)

Shop on line, they pack it & everything.
It saves queues, screaming children, looking at ugly people & having to listen to grunts from spotty teenagers with wild hair. Ever noticed all cashiers have wild hair. Is it part of the job specification?

*looks suspiciously*

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:23 PM GMT

It saves queues, screaming children, looking at ugly people & having to listen to grunts from spotty teenagers with wild hair.

*grunts*

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Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 8:23 PM GMT

Shop on line, they pack it & everything.
It saves queues, screaming children, looking at ugly people & having to listen to grunts from spotty teenagers with wild hair. Ever noticed all cashiers have wild hair. Is it part of the job specification?

The cashiers at my local don't! They're mostly middle-aged. And fat. And bald, or with short hair (or tied far back if female).

Why miss the joys of having some old biddy beat the shit out of your shins with a trolly?

I like looking at ugly people.

Ugly people are funny, it's why God made them.

Haha!

Yes, they are celebate because of religious reasons. 'Cos God made them ugly.

Ugly people make average looking people feel bootiful. Thats why we have them. Its hard being an average. :(

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