I had a nice phone conversation this morning. I wasn't really awake, but still.
What big plans do you have for New Years? Page 4
I had a nice phone conversation this morning. I was laughing a lot and was far more awake than I should've been, but still.
I didn't have a phone conversation this morning. I was asleep.
I didn't have a phone conversation this morning. I had my head in an oven.
Mmm... And your bum sticking out? Cor.
I waited there for ages, but you never came!
um. yeah.
Oh, I came alright. 
People will vom!
(Quite rightly!)
Let them vom (stupid word!) all they want. I happen to know that you have a lovely arse. 
Doesn't mean we want to think about you ejaculating. We'll just think of zooo's arse if that's what you want?
Well... I'd prefer you didn't, really. Although it is quite, quite magnificent.
Going BOWLING ! They turn the lights down, have luminous skittles, wait staff that bring you food and pitchers of beer, music, prizes and best of all the entire family can join in .. young and old...
I recommend it 
Happy New Year to all... be safe.
To be fair I have spoken to more people on the phone since becoming a forum geek! I've spoken to Danny a lot and Slag B a fair few times and text Gav, Lee, and Otterfox a lot and spoken with many others lovely peeps! But I still hate phones.
Person I speak most to on the phone is my flatmate Dan. Usually it's (In strong Brummie accent) "Woman! Get some Strongbow while you're out and a snickers" or "Woman! Stop painting yourself and move ya arse downstairs NOW".
Guess my costume!
I do not hardly speak to anyone on the phone. Just a quick reason only if it is so. Most the time they do not understand me or do not believe my real name and ask me over and again to be serious. Or spell it, or hang up thinking I am a funny one.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 30 2008, 5:40 PM GMTTo be fair I have spoken to more people on the phone since becoming a forum geek! I've spoken to Danny a lot and Slag B a fair few times and text Gav, Lee, and Otterfox a lot and spoken with many others lovely peeps! But I still hate phones.
Person I speak most to on the phone is my flatmate Dan. Usually it's (In strong Brummie accent) "Woman! Get some Strongbow while you're out and a snickers" or "Woman! Stop painting yourself and move ya arse downstairs NOW".
Guess my costume!
Why does he want you downstairs?
Ooh er missus!
Sootyj has no plans for new years eve.
Infact he hardly does anything.
He works, he writes, he schemes, he waits.
Seriously I haven't been on a holiday in 6 years and that was a working holiday.
I do worry myself at times....