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I saw a sign though that said they weren't taking gift vouchers, surely that's illegal.

Where's the stinkin' plane?

Nope. If you look at the back of a gift voucher there'll be some clause about them not having to accept it.

And even if there isn't, it'll be on statute under administration laws.

Bastards. Glad I didn't get any for Christmas.

Just heard about Steven Gerrard though, that has cheered me up no end. Typical scouser. Must have been missing his family and wanted to spend the new year with them.

Ooh, de plane! De plane!

(I miss Tattoo.)

Time to board. Hasta la vista, baby.

See you on the other side DaButt!

I have finished sorting my notes.

Now to tidy my room...

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 30 2008, 3:58 PM GMT

Must have been missing his family and wanted to spend the new year with them.

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Elliot, when's your birthday?

Erm. March. Whhhhy?

Quote: Leevil @ December 30 2008, 4:00 PM GMT

See you on the other side DaButt!

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Cheers! Home in 2 hours and 30 minutes

Done tidying. My guests'll just have to tolerate a little mess.

*shakes head* I'll have my scorecard at the ready.

Nil has just cleaned the inside of his car. Now I'm drinking tea before going to the car wash.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2008, 12:49 PM GMT

Poor squirrels, though. I'm a bit upset having just learnt how rat poison works.

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Whatever it does I bet it's far less painful than a cat.

No. It causes their blood to stop clotting by stopping vitamin K deposition. They just get loads of haemorrhages and die.