Well 6 is easy enough......
Look forward to seeing NR with you good sir.
Writing Goals for 2009 Page 3
Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 30 2008, 9:50 AM GMTGoals...
1) Get somebody to publish my children's novel. And have that somebody not be me.
2) Crack Treason. Because not cracking it is really irritating me.
3) Get something, anything, on the radio.
4) Watch one of my NR sketches being performed.
5) Get some feedback from a prodco on my sitcom pilot.
6) Perform a stand-up set.
Tell us about your children's novel Mister B?
Quote: Marc P @ December 30 2008, 9:59 AM GMTTell us about your children's novel Mister B?
Bert Of The Round Table is an alternate WWII fantasy about a boy who discovers he's the direct heir to Sir Tristan. I think it's less shit than that sounds, but I'm probably not the best judge.
Sounds great to me. Has it been anywhere, had any feedback, how many words.
Have you read the great Robert Westalls childrens books set in WWII?
Quote: Marc P @ December 30 2008, 10:29 AM GMTSounds great to me. Has it been anywhere, had any feedback, how many words.
Have you read the great Robert Westalls childrens books set in WWII?
No but I grew up listening to the Lakota translated version of PiPi Longstockings. I wanted to be Pipi.........monkey and all. 
I have just started work on a children's fantasy novel, set during WWII, with Arthurian connotations. It is starting to seem like a less original concept than I thought...
I wouldn't worry, Tim, there must be about three written every week.
I was working on a kids book about a boy called Jonathon who becomes a king.
Kneel before the Jonathon King.
Think it's got potential?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 30 2008, 11:21 AM GMTI wouldn't worry, Tim, there must be about three written every week.
Wasn't Sir Tristan a vet?
Don't think he served in Vietnam.
Vietnam wasn't WWII! 
You've defeated me with your superior knowledge of history.
*deletes chapter 14 - Sir Gawain And The Green Ho-Chi-Minh*
Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 30 2008, 11:29 AM GMTYou've defeated me with your superior knowledge of history.
*deletes chapter 14 - Sir Gawain And The Green Ho-Chi-Minh*
Rather than Green you could have an Orange giant?
Quote: sootyj @ December 29 2008, 6:27 PM GMTWadja get paid for?
Got paid by prod co for pilot sitcom script and, although I haven't seen the cash yet, apparently sold a single joke to 118. Well done me.
Good stuff, the prodcos good stuff.