TV ADVERT
AN ASIAN MAN DRESSED IN A BUSINESS SUIT COMES ON:
MAN:
Hi, I'm a PC
CUT TO A CHINESE GIRL:
GIRL:
Hi I'm a PC
CUT TO A VICAR IN FULL GARB:
VICAR:
I am a PC
CUT TO A CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
I am a PC.
CUT TO A JUDGE IN ROBES AND WIG
JUDGE:
I am a PC
CUT TO A MAN CARRYING AN AK47
MAN:
If you bunch of smug annoying bastards don't piss off I'm going to do something very un-PC with this gun!
END
Great idea but a weak punchline in my view.
Either have him gun them down rather than threaten them.
Or have Jim Davidson on an imac.
I liked the idea but not the ending.
Maybe last one could be a Police Constable (PC).
Perhaps the guy with the gun could say "I'm a VC"?
I know its to do with computers but if you went with the cop ending he could say
'No, I'm the PC and you lot are all nicked for impersonating a police officer.'
Liking it! This is the type of gag which I could just see being repeated several times in a show, with a different punchline each time. An absolute geek going on a long boring rant would also be a nice way to potentially end it.
Or, perhaps, "I'm a PCSO" And have a community support officer getting bullied by some nonchalant youths.
What about just mad and end it with.
MAN:
I'm a peadophile with a PC
I love the premise a lot can be done with it.
The Pope saying "Im an RC"
The guy from Life on Mars sayng "Im a DC and I outrank all of you, now shut it"
Christ saying "and Im JC"
Bottle of sherry saying "Im QC"